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Song Parodies -> "Red Sox Funeral March of 2011"

Original Song Title:

"Cry Baby Cry"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Red Sox Funeral March of 2011"

Parody Written by:

Max Power

The Lyrics

What are you going to wear for the Red Sox funeral?
Cry Red Sox cry
Make those Sox fans whine
They're way too sad to know better

The cries of Red Sox fans heard from the driveway
Starting riots all the way
Taking dives from the harbor
Drinking tampered punch issued by the Heaven's Gate

Cry Dead Sox cry
Make those Sox fans cry
It's way too bad they're so bitter
So cry Dead Sox cry

Tito lies in the garden
Thinking about how the whole thing came to play
Theo cries in the office
Crazy Red Sox fans dying at Yawkey Way

Cry Sox fans cry
Love to hear you cry
I understand why you're bitter
So cry Sox fans cry

The psychos of Fenway Park are blubbering
And all went out rioting
Bunch of sad little children
As their precious little Red Sox falls indeed

Cry Sox fans cry
It'll never run dry
Your season's gone down the sh!tter
So cry Sox fans cry

At twelve o'clock a moment played on TV
Pap just blew it in the park
The voices sounds like Peewee
More so specially by the bean heads in the dark

Whine Sox fans whine
As your season dies
They're really bad in September
So cry Sox fans cry cry cry cry Sox fans
Whole thing's not a lie

It's too bad you missed October
Cry Sox fans cry
Wah wah wah
Made your city sigh
Your season dies in September
Whole thing's not a lie

Can you give me some baby back ribs?
With barbecue sauce?
Can you give me some baby back ribs?
Find some barbecue sauce?
Some barbecue sauce?
Oooh, Can you give me some baby back ribs?
Some barbecue sauce?
Sucks to be Adrian Gonzalaz, I mean remember what happened to the Padres last year? Man...I feel bad for him.

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Total Votes: 15

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Mark Scotti - September 30, 2011 - Report this comment
LOVE IT..LOVE IT...LOVE IT!!! I'm glad everyone is on the Red Sox bash today. Check out mine:
John Barry - September 30, 2011 - Report this comment
I'm a Sox fan, but I'm not crying. However, I am laughing at your parody.
Michael Pacholek - September 30, 2011 - Report this comment
A wise Yankee Fan once told me the trouble with jumping on a bandwagon is that you can fall off -- and if you do, don't blame the driver.
Max Power - September 30, 2011 - Report this comment
I knew it's a matter of time before some loser shows up and unabomb it.
ChuckyG - October 02, 2011 - Report this comment
Bogus repeated 1 votes were removed

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