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Song Parodies -> "Tom Brady Song II"

Original Song Title:

"Car Song"

Original Performer:

Free Credit Report Commercial

Parody Song Title:

"Tom Brady Song II"

Parody Written by:

Max Power

The Lyrics

Sung by Tom Brady.
While I was waiting for a phone call as you see
A new ring measurement for a guy like me
But then I didn't know that hoopla was back
So now they're running on and on about my flattened sack

They dogged my balls, nothing more
Everyone to me is a bore

Whole thing is way too crazy
Why should it matter as I'm Tom Brady?
So because of my footballs all looking flat
The nags are whining about my rings and my winnings getting * at

They dogged my balls, nothing more
Everyone to me is a bore
Personally I felt the whole thing is overblown but after what happened in 2007, it is hard to give the Pats a benefit of a doubt after all. More importantly, do you really think I would pass up a chance to rip on a New England sports team with an incident and indictments like this?

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Jay - May 29, 2015 - Report this comment
Lyrical gold! 555 carats
Jonathan - May 29, 2015 - Report this comment
I personally think that Brady got off way too easy with the 4-game suspension and all (which I heard that fans even tried rallying to lift) here's what I think should have happened Brady should have been forced to sit out the entire season and The Patriots made to give up their Super Bowl trophy then again I've held kind of a grudge against The Pats since they became the 3rd team to crap on Tim Tebow so this just kind of added fuel to that fire! 5's
Rob Arndt - May 29, 2015 - Report this comment
Yeah Jon, I thought Brady got off too easy as well. Brady is an arrogant b-stard who should have to sit out at least half a season, take a fine, and Pats should be accountable too to a larger degree! Cheating is cheating no matter what...

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