Pete Rose bets, Pete Rose bets
Walked to the corner of a shady bar
Dividing up some money won so far
Reading all about the games so far, yeah
Pete Rose bets

Stupid hick, stupid hick
Gulpin' down a wine instead of sips
Tossing up a stack of gambling chips
And all three brats wants autograph from
Stupid hick

Well, when he's in debt
He said, "Man, I am f**ked!
Dude, how much you want for that?"*
"I'll have to make a pick!"**
"I'll have to make a pick!"
"Oh boy, now the woe is me!"

Now in debt, now in debt
It looks like abyss from down below
And the three brats have hated him so
That stupid hick made a fool of himself
Now in debt

He got banned, he got banned, he got banned
Heeeeeeeee goooooooot baaaaaaaaaaanned