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Song Parodies -> "Pete Rose Bets"

Original Song Title:

"Three Cool Cats"

Original Performer:

The Coasters

Parody Song Title:

"Pete Rose Bets"

Parody Written by:

Max Power

The Lyrics

What Pete Rose did
Pete Rose bets, Pete Rose bets
Walked to the corner of a shady bar
Dividing up some money won so far
Reading all about the games so far, yeah
Pete Rose bets

Stupid hick, stupid hick
Gulpin' down a wine instead of sips
Tossing up a stack of gambling chips
And all three brats wants autograph from
Stupid hick

Well, when he's in debt
He said, "Man, I am f**ked!
Dude, how much you want for that?"*
"I'll have to make a pick!"**
"I'll have to make a pick!"
"Oh boy, now the woe is me!"

Now in debt, now in debt
It looks like abyss from down below
And the three brats have hated him so
That stupid hick made a fool of himself
Now in debt

He got banned, he got banned, he got banned
Heeeeeeeee goooooooot baaaaaaaaaaanned
*He sold one of his baseball bats that gave him milestone hit to a bookie. **Picking which team he'll bet on

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? - January 19, 2009 - Report this comment
This is great Max Power. 555s for you.
? - January 19, 2009 - Report this comment
This is great Max Power. 555s for you.

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