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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> J -> J. Geils Band

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for J. Geils Band that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 80 misheard song lyrics for J. Geils Band on amIright currently.

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"Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
A part of me has just been erect
Original Lyrics:
A part of me has just been ripped
"Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
A part of me has just been ripped
Pages from a manuscript.
or
A part of me has just been ripped
Angels from my mind are stripped.
Original Lyrics:
A part of me has just been ripped
The pages from my mind are stripped.
"Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
A part of me is just erect.
Original Lyrics:
A part of me has just been ripped.
"Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
Angel in a sycamore patch
Original Lyrics:
Angel is a centerfold
"Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
Angels in a catapult
Original Lyrics:
My Angel is a centerfold
"Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
As salt versus sweater
Original Lyrics:
Those soft and fuzzy sweaters
"Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
Does she walk, does she talk,
does she cough or bleat?
Original Lyrics:
Does she walk, does she talk,
does she come complete?
"Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
Does she walk, does she talk, does she call the police
Original Lyrics:
Does she walk, does she talk, does she come complete
"Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
Does she walk, does she talk, does she come from Leeds?
Original Lyrics:
Does she walk, does she talk, does she come complete?
"Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
Does she walk, does she talk, does she come with fleas?
Original Lyrics:
Does she walk, does she talk, does she come complete?
"Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
Does she walk? Does she talk? Does she cut and bleed?
Original Lyrics:
Does she walk? Does she talk? Does she come complete?
"Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
Does she walk?
Does she talk?
Does she cut the cheese?
Original Lyrics:
Does she walk?
Does she talk?
Does she come complete?
"Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
Flowers big and uh bop her dress
Original Lyrics:
While I was thinkin' about her dress.
"Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't your little centerfold.
Original Lyrics:
My angel in a centerfold.
"Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't your living centerfold.
Original Lyrics:
My angel in a centerfold.
"Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
I aint your little centerfold
Original Lyrics:
My angle is a centerfold
"Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hope that when this fish is gone
I see you when your clothes are on.
Original Lyrics:
Hope that when this issue's gone
I'll see you when your clothes are on.
"Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was shakin' in my shoes
Whenever she flashed those baby-boobs.
Original Lyrics:
I was shakin' in my shoes
Whenever she flashed those baby-blues.
"Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was shakin' in my shoes
Whenever she flashed those baby boobs.
Original Lyrics:
I was shakin' in my shoes
Whenever she flashed those baby-blues.
"Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was shaking in my shoes
Whenever she blasted those baby blues
Something had a hold on me when Angel passed books by.
Original Lyrics:
I was shaking in my shoes
Whenever she flashed those baby blues
Something had a hold on me when Angel passed close by.
"Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was thinkin' a popcorn dress.
Original Lyrics:
While I was thinkin' about her dress.
"Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wish I had turned away
Before she caught my eye.
Original Lyrics:
I was shy, I turned away
Before she caught my eye.
"Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
My Angel is in Singapore.
Original Lyrics:
Angel is a centerfold.
"Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
My Bud runs cone
My memory has just been showing
My ancient livin' centerfold.
Original Lyrics:
My blood runs cold
My memory has just been sold
My angel is a centerfold.
"Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
My agent has a telephone.
Original Lyrics:
My angel is the centerfold.
"Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
My agent is a cell phone.
Original Lyrics:
My angel is a centerfold.
"Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
My agent is the center hole.
Original Lyrics:
My angel is a centerfold.
"Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
My angel has a cell phone.
Original Lyrics:
My angel is the centerfold.
"Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
My angel in Singapore.
Original Lyrics:
The angel in the centerfold
"Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
My angel is a cellphone.
Original Lyrics:
My angel in a centerfold
"Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
My angel is a seraphim.
Original Lyrics:
My Angel is a centerfold.
Seraphim (plural of seraph) are an order of angels.
"Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
My angel is so cynical.
Original Lyrics:
My angel is a centerfold.
"Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
My angel is a xenophobe
or
My angel lives in Semaphore
or
My angel lives in Semaphore
Original Lyrics:
My angel is the centerfold
"Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
My angel lives in Singapore.
Original Lyrics:
My angel is a centerfold.
"Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
My angel wears a silicone.
Original Lyrics:
My angel is a centerfold.
"Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
My anus is my center hole.
Original Lyrics:
My angel is a centerfold.
"Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
My anus is the center hole.
Original Lyrics:
My angel is a centerfold
"Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
My blood runs cold
My memory has just dissolved.
or My memory has just been solved.
Original Lyrics:
My blood runs cold
My memory has just been sold.
"Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
My heartbeat's just been wrecked
Angels suck my manuscript.
Original Lyrics:
A part of me has just been ripped
Pages from my mind been stripped.
"Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
My love runs cold
My liberty has just been sold.
Original Lyrics:
My blood runs cold
My memory has just been sold.
"Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
My love runs cold
My memory has just been sold
My angel in the cellophane
Angel in the cellophane.
Original Lyrics:
My blood runs cold
My memory has just been sold
My angel is the centerfold
Angel is the centerfold.
"Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
My mammary has just been sold.
Original Lyrics:
My memory has just been sold.
"Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
My number's called.
Original Lyrics:
My blood runs cold.
"Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
My puberty has just been sold.
Original Lyrics:
My memory has just been sold.
"Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh no, I can't dye it
Original Lyrics:
Oh no, I can't deny it
"Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
She was pure like corn flakes.
Original Lyrics:
She was pure like snow flakes.
"Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
The anus is the center hole.
Original Lyrics:
The angel in the centerfold.
"Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
The phone's on hold
My maiden aunt has just been told
My angel is 20 years old.
Original Lyrics:
My blood runs cold
My memory has just been sold
My angel is a centerfold.
"Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
Those varsity sweaters are melting to the touch.
Original Lyrics:
Those soft fuzzy sweaters, too magical to touch.
"Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
To see her in that magazine
Is really just too much
Original Lyrics:
To see her in that negligee
Is really just too much
"Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll take your 'Car and Driver'.
Original Lyrics:
We'll take your car and drive it.
"Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whenever she flashed those great big boobs
Original Lyrics:
Whenever she flashed those baby-blues.
"Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whenever she flashes those baby boobs
Original Lyrics:
Whenever she flashes those baby blues
"Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
While I was thinkin' about her breast
Original Lyrics:
While I was thinkin' about her dress
"Flamethrower"
Misheard Lyrics:
Children of the Corn, won't look her in the eye.
Original Lyrics:
Chairman of the Board, won't look her in the eye.
"Freeze Frame"
Misheard Lyrics:
Breeze Way
Original Lyrics:
Freeze Frame
"Freeze Frame"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheese Cake
Original Lyrics:
Freeze Frame
"Freeze Frame"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheese face
Original Lyrics:
Freeze Frame
"Freeze Frame"
Misheard Lyrics:
Flea spray
Original Lyrics:
Freeze Frame
"Freeze Frame"
Misheard Lyrics:
Freeze brain
Original Lyrics:
Freeze frame
"Freeze Frame"
Misheard Lyrics:
Freeze train
Original Lyrics:
Freeze frame
"Freeze Frame"
Misheard Lyrics:
Grease face
Original Lyrics:
Freeze frame!
"Freeze Frame"
Misheard Lyrics:
Grease face
Original Lyrics:
Freeze-frame
"Freeze Frame"
Misheard Lyrics:
Grease paint!
Original Lyrics:
Freeze-frame!
"Freeze Frame"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please pray
Original Lyrics:
Freeze Frame
"Freeze Frame"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sea spray
or
Squeeze play
or
Squeeze play
Original Lyrics:
Freeze frame
"Freeze Frame"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stop-time hawk
Original Lyrics:
Stop-time heart
"Freeze Frame"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stopped Tom Hart from eating, she's not found
Original Lyrics:
Stop-time heart for me if she's not mine
"Hard Drivin' Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Overdrive me mad.
Original Lyrics:
Hard drivin' man
"Lights Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lights out uh-huh
Blast, blast, blast!
Original Lyrics:
Lights out uh-huh
Flash, flash, flash!
"Lights Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lights out uh-huh
Dance, dance, dance
Original Lyrics:
Lights out uh-huh
Flash, flash, flash
"Lights Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lights out uh-huh
Splash, splash, splash
Original Lyrics:
Lights out uh-huh
Flash, flash, flash
"Lights Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lights out, uh huh, dance dance dance
Original Lyrics:
Lights out uh-huh
Flash, flash, flash!
"Love Stinks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't care what any cabin boy thinks.
Original Lyrics:
I don't care what any Cassanova thinks.
"Love Stinks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't care what any calendar thinks
or
I don't care what any commodore thinks
or
I don't care what any commoner thinks.
Original Lyrics:
I don't care what any Casanova thinks.
"Love Stinks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't care what any counselor thinks
Original Lyrics:
I don't care what any Cassanova thinks.
"Musta Got Lost" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mustard got lost.
Original Lyrics:
Musta got lost.
"Musta Got Lost" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So you put on the TV and you're watching Johnny Carson
Segway riding into the Tommorrow Show
Original Lyrics:
So you put on the TV and you're watchin Johnny Carson
segueing right into the Tomorrow Show

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