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Song Parodies -> "Pierced and Studded"

Original Song Title:

"Hot Blooded"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Foreigner

Parody Song Title:

"Pierced and Studded"

Parody Written by:

Tony Wiseguy

The Lyrics

Just another idea from out of nowhere.
Well I'm pierced and studded and I listen to Creed.
So much jewelry I'm a human boutique.
Hey there ladies make me drop my pants.
I'm pierced and studded, I'm pierced and studded.

You can't see my face, but believe me I have a face.
Call me Fred Flintstone.
Now I'm on my space and you tube just in case,
You want to see my studded tongue or my earlobe.

And when I'm in the nude you'll see every one of my tattoos.
But here's the truth, its my piercings that make girls come unglued.

That's why I'm pierced and studded cheek to cheek.
I want Pamela Anderson to touch me.
Hey there ladies make me drop my pants.
I'm pierced and studded, pierced and studded.

I lie awake at night, are my diamonds just too bright?
Am I Christmas tree?
I just know that when I die I'll hang somewhere at the Guggenheim.
What do you think Grandma? Am I ready for some prime time TV?

I'm no man of the cloth. Will you call me a Punk or do I look goth?
Is my hair alright? Should I shave off my mohawk tonight?

Yeah I'm pierced and studded and I listen to Creed.
I've got a new nose ring every single week.
Hey there ladies make me drop my pants.
I'm pierced and studded, I'm pierced and studded, I'm pierced.

When I'm in the nude will you look at all of my tattoos?
Oh, and when you do will that image put you in the mood?

Well I'm pierced and studded, don't call me a freak.
Lip, nose, it doesen't matter to me.
Hey there ladies make me drop my pants.
I'm pierced and studded, I'm pierced and studded.

Pierced and studded all the time,
pierced and studded, now I'm ready to shine.
Pierced and studded, did you see my new grill?
Pierced and studded its my turn to chill.
Pierced and studded I got a neck collar.
Pierced and studded, it only cost a dollar.

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crazy8snake - March 04, 2007 - Report this comment
Ain't nothin like seeing a beautiful girl looking like the african pigmies. 555

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