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Song Parodies -> "I'm Wearing Tight Jeans"

Original Song Title:

"Working on a Dream"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bruce Springsteen

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Wearing Tight Jeans"

Parody Written by:

Tony Wiseguy

The Lyrics

I don't really have a portly waist but for the sake of this parody I needed to put a word there and that one just kind of stuck out!
Now my legs are long and my waist is portly,
I'm gasping for air,
And I'm wearing tight jeans.
I'm wearing tight jeans.

Now cars are stopping and traffic is snarling,
I'm no Acrobat,
And I'm wearing tight jeans.
I'm wearing tight jeans.

I'm wearing tight jeans.
With these buns of steel I own the day.
I'm wearing tight jeans,
And if girls want to stare that's okay.

I can't move around and I feel the glamour.
My balls are stuffed from wearing tight jeans.
I'm wearing tight jeans.

I'm wearing tight jeans,
And I could care less what people say.
I'm wearing tight jeans,
My cute ass will cause a crash today.

whistling interlude

I'm wearing tight jeans,
And you won't be needing an x-ray.
I'm wearing tight jeans,
This package should be on display.

I'm standing up but I can't bend over.
I can't think straight and I'm wearing tight jeans.
I'm wearing tight jeans.
I'm wearing tight jeans.
I'm wearing tight jeans.
I'm wearing tight jeans.

I'm wearing tight jeans.
Take a look Anne Hathaway.
I'm wearing tight jeans.
Get smart Ann, lets go all the way.
I'm wearing tight jeans,
Come on Annie, what do you say?
I'm wearing tight jeans,
And this package should be on display.
All my lyrics are copyrighted.

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