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Song Parodies -> "Welfare Man"

Original Song Title:

"Superman"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

R.E.M.

Parody Song Title:

"Welfare Man"

Parody Written by:

Tony Wiseguy

The Lyrics

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I am, I am I am welfare man,
And I can collect anything.
I am, I am I am welfare man,
And I can collect anything.

You know I'm a babe magnet now because I get free food.
And if you had food stamps could they keep their hands off you?

I am, I am I am welfare man,
And I can collect anything.
I am, I am I am welfare man,
And I can collect anything.

If I had to work every day I'd lose all my sex appeal.
I'll make that K-Fed guy look like a bleeding heart.

I I had to work every day I'd lose all my sex appeal.
I'll make that K-Fed guy look like a bleeding heart.
I am welfare man and I write song parodies.

I am, I am I am welfare man,
And I can collect anything.
I am, I am I am welfare man,
And I can collect anything.

I am, I am I am welfare man,
And I can collect anything.
I am, I am I am welfare man,
And I can collect anything.
All my lyrics are copyrighted.

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Christie Marie M - January 18, 2010 - Report this comment
Hope "welfare man" is covered on Medicaid! Love the K-Fed guy with a bleeding heart line! Collect 555 food stamps!!

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