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Song Parodies -> "Adios Michael Jackson"

Original Song Title:

"Ruby Tuesday"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:

"Adios Michael Jackson"

Parody Written by:

Tony Wiseguy

The Lyrics

Who among us doesn't remember the mug shot? Yeah, all he was missing was a couple of earrings! People are still surprised he changed the color of his skin. I'll tell you whats more shocking, he didn't go for the sex change! Michael your spaceship is ready.
He looks an awful lot like Peter Pan.
He sleeps with little boys, but he's a grown man.
Yes outer space is dark,
But its a really great place to start.
We can only hope he chooses to go.

Adios Michael Jackson, the public won't be missing you.
If we could send you to the moon,
Yeah thats what we'd like to do.

Don't even think of questioning my sanity.
I'm tired of seeing that freak all over TV.
His life will never change.
Scandals follow him like the plague.
What color is his skin today?
Is it white or gray?

Adios Michael Jackson, the public won't be missing you.
If we could send you to the moon,
Yeah thats what we'd like to do.

Your last hit was twenty years ago today.
Kiss Liz Taylor goodbye now you're on your way.
No more little boys.
Writing a suicide note, you better bring a rope.
Try not to choke.

Adios Michael Jackson the public won't be missing you.
If we could send you to the moon,
Yeah thats what we'd like to do.

Adios Michael jackson the public won't be missing you.
If we could send you to the moon,
Yeah thats what we'd like to do.
All my lyrics are copyrighted

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John Barry - March 15, 2007 - Report this comment
As Dave Letterman says with typical ironic understatement: that guy is peculiar. Nice job on a wack and whacked job.

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