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Song Parodies -> "Guys Just Want To Get Laid"

Original Song Title:

"Girls Just Want To Have Fun"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Cyndi Lauper

Parody Song Title:

"Guys Just Want To Get Laid"

Parody Written by:

Tony Wiseguy

The Lyrics

This was the first parody I ever wrote. A friend of mine, who owns a record store in a neareby town and has a karoake machine recorded me singing it. When we played it back there was a 60 year old guy in the store and he said, "Hey how much is that, I'd like to play that in the bar". And I haven't stopped writing since then.
I come home with a whore and whiskey;
The cat looks at me and says where are my friskies?
Oh Princess Psycho Cat dear are you insane?
And guys they want to get laid. Oh guys just want to get laid.

I'm banging another chick she's just my type,
The cat yells are you gonna feed me tonight?
Oh Princess Psycho Cat dear I feel your pain,
But guys they want to get laid. Oh guys just want to get-

That's all they really want, is some nookie.
How in the world can I explain?
Oh guys they want to get laid.
Oh guys just want to get laid.

Some guys they marry intelligent babes,
And spend the rest of their lives being bored every day.
I want to be the one with all the brains.
And guys they want to get laid. Oh guys just want to get-

That's all they really want, is some nookie.
How in the world can I explain?
Oh guys they want to get laid.
Oh guys just want to get laid.
They just want to, they just want to,
They just want to, they just want to.
Oh guys, guys just want to get laid.
How in the world can...
How in the world can...
Oh how in the world can I explain?
Oh guys, guys just ant to get laid.
All of them. Who, who.
They just want to, they just want to oh,
They just want to, they just want to,
Oh guys just want to get laid.
How in the world can...
How in the world can...
Whatever happened to Suzie Lauper anyway? Thats right, she died in a plane crash. It was her, the little Bopperino and Chuck Domino. That was the day the poetry died.

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Agrimorfee - September 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Oddly done. What's all that about your cat...metaphors? The similarly-themed "Boys Just Wanna Have Sex" that I heard on Dr. Demento years ago was better IMHO.
Andria - September 09, 2007 - Report this comment
I know that guys want to get laid. I have been subjected to guys hitting on me for years now just because I have long curly red hair, a sexy voice and large breasts.
TW - January 30, 2008 - Report this comment
It seems like a few people out there have decided to take this parody and write there own lyrics to it. And all I can say to you folks is good luck coming up with your own original ideas. There is only one Suzy Whopper, there is only one Tony Wiseguy and there is only one "Guys Just Want To Get Laid", and this it. Anything else is just a dark reflection of the original.
unCollaredKitten - January 30, 2008 - Report this comment
555 from your devoted La petite chat with the velvet tongue!

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