Song Parodies -> Incarceration
| Original Song Title: | "Infatuation" |
| Original Performer: | Rod Stewart |
| Parody Song Title: | "Incarceration" |
| Parody Written by: | Tony Wiseguy |
In a jail cell, I can't see.
I'm not a jerk, I'm no creep.
Locked up all day I can't roller-skate.
Maybe I'll get a new court date.
I'd rather be watching "South Park".
Than stuck here with a smelly Prison Guard.
Like Howard Stern I rant and rave.
I'm Sean Penn, the Hulk, full of rage.
Oh no! Here he comes again.
The Warden wants sex, I can't comprehend,
Incarceratiion, incarceration, incarceration incarceration.
Hands so sweaty, like he hit a hole in one.
Spontaneous combustion.
Hurt so bad by the middle of the week.
Maybe a new inmate is what he needs.
Oh no! here he comes again.
The Warden wants sex, I can't comprehend,
Incarceration, incarceration, incarceration incarceration.
Skin crawls; it's the same old line.,
Now let me put it where the sun don't shine.
Maybe he'll die in a prison stampede.
Maybe a new inmate is what he needs.
Oh no! Here he comes again.
The warden wants sex, I can't comprehend,
Incarceration, incarceration, incarceration, incarceration,
Incarceration, incarceration, incarceration, incarceration,
Incarceration incarceration.
I'm not a jerk, I'm no creep.
Locked up all day I can't roller-skate.
Maybe I'll get a new court date.
I'd rather be watching "South Park".
Than stuck here with a smelly Prison Guard.
Like Howard Stern I rant and rave.
I'm Sean Penn, the Hulk, full of rage.
Oh no! Here he comes again.
The Warden wants sex, I can't comprehend,
Incarceratiion, incarceration, incarceration incarceration.
Hands so sweaty, like he hit a hole in one.
Spontaneous combustion.
Hurt so bad by the middle of the week.
Maybe a new inmate is what he needs.
Oh no! here he comes again.
The Warden wants sex, I can't comprehend,
Incarceration, incarceration, incarceration incarceration.
Skin crawls; it's the same old line.,
Now let me put it where the sun don't shine.
Maybe he'll die in a prison stampede.
Maybe a new inmate is what he needs.
Oh no! Here he comes again.
The warden wants sex, I can't comprehend,
Incarceration, incarceration, incarceration, incarceration,
Incarceration, incarceration, incarceration, incarceration,
Incarceration incarceration.
All my lyrics are copyrighted.
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