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Song Parodies -> "Only a TV Freak"

Original Song Title:

"Only a Memory"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Smithereens

Parody Song Title:

"Only a TV Freak"

Parody Written by:

Tony Wiseguy

The Lyrics

My head is filled with Daisy Duke.
I don't care about Bo or Luke.
I want to be a millionaire,
As I settle into my chair,
But I'm...

Only a TV freak.
I wanna get with Marcia Brady.
Only a TV freak.
Did Hong Kong Phooey get a PHD?
Only a TV freak.
Only a TV freak.

Alone at the bar with a beer.
Everyone knows my name at Cheers
And now I want to watch the game,
But Lenny and Squiggy complain,
But I'm...

Only a TV freak.
I wanna live on Three's Company.
Only a TV freak.
Gilligan you're such a dweeb.
Only a TV freak.
Only a TV freak.

But I'm...
Only a TV freak.
I pity the fool like MR. T.
Only a TV freak.
What up doc (?) to Bugs Bunny.
Only a TV freak.
Only a TV freak.

Now why should I miss Family Guy,
Cause she wants to see CSI.
I want to forget and forgive.
I've only got one life to live,
But I'm...

Only a TV freak.
Isn't that special Church lady?
Only a TV freak.
I'm still dreaming about Jeanie.
Only a TV freak.
Only a TV freak.
Only a TV freak.
Only a TV freak.
Only a TV freak.
All my lyrics are copyrighted.

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Christie Marie M - November 26, 2009 - Report this comment
I myself am a TV Freak! I miss those classic shows from a long time ago! Today's shows won't ever be as good as those classic sitcoms, in my opinion. I stay up late to either watch Nick at Nite or TV Land! I like Simpsons, Family Guy, Dukes of Hazzard (definitely!), Family Matters, Step By Step, Full House, and My Wife and Kids. Nielsen ratings rate up to 5.55% on this one!
blackjack21 - November 27, 2009 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but I remember all those shows. Jeanie was hot!!! ;-)
TW - November 28, 2009 - Report this comment
I have a friend of mine who simply can't watch enough of "Alice". Yeah we all have our favorites. Mine is "Batman & Robin" followed closely by "The Monkees".

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