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Song Parodies -> "Old for Plastic Surgery"

Original Song Title:

"Cult of Personality"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Living Colour

Parody Song Title:

"Old for Plastic Surgery"

Parody Written by:

Tony Wiseguy

The Lyrics

Old age you despise this ugly reality.
Old for plastic surgery.
Yes you feel anger, all those creams.
Once young you look like a horror movie.
You're too old for plastic surgery.
You're no Stefani or Jolie.
You're too old for plastic surgery.
Old for plastic surgery.
Old for plastic surgery.

Overbites, how time flies.
The mirror breaks you want to run and hide.
It's your golden jubilee.
Now you're married to Al Bundy.
Your face could part the red sea.
This old age is for eternity.
You're too old for plastic surgery.
Cigarettes lead to immortality.

I tell you don't waste your money.
You're too old for plastic surgery.
Your name isn't Lindsay or Britney.
You're too old for plastic surgery.
Old for plastic surgery.
Old for plastic surgery.

Overbites, how time flies.
A Surgeon speaks, that Surgeon lies.
Its your golden jubilee.
Now you're married to Al Bundy.

You've got a grandson.
You hide in shame.
Take a stroll down memory lane.
You're the scariest thing you've ever seen.
You're too old for plas-tic sur-gery.
You're too old, you're too old, you're too old, you're too old,
You're too old, you're too old, you're too old,
You're too old for plastic surgery.
All my lyrics are copyrighted.

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Pacing: 2.5
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Overall Rating: 3.0

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Red Ant - January 15, 2010 - Report this comment
Cool idea to a great song, nice rhyming, pacing needs a facelift though. 343.
TW - January 16, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks Red Ant. I usually work through the pacing before I get ready to sing it somewhere.

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