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Song Parodies -> "Me and my Stolen Car"

Original Song Title:

"Me and my Broken Heart"

Original Performer:

Rixton

Parody Song Title:

"Me and my Stolen Car"

Parody Written by:

Tony Wiseguy

The Lyrics

Thought this was a great idea when I came up with it. Do you own a stolen car?
If I only knew wrong from right
I went and stole this piece of junk on a lark
Now I'm hoping it doesn't fall apart
Me and my stolen car
I'm glad I didn't have to hitchhike
Now no one ever said I was smart
Smart enough to get this jalopy to start
Me and my stolen car yeah.

Hot wired and very soon I had a flat tire
And now I'm starting to perspire
Why am I still on drugs whoa oa oa
I've got something to hide I need a new
License plate and a nail file
How am I still on drugs whoa oa oa
From an early age I've been out of control
I'm bad and now I'm out on parole
I won't obey.

I hated having to run that light
I hate that I'll be behind bars
I'm gonna hate staring at a prison guard
Me and my stolen car
I nearly hit a guy on a bike
I'm hoping he didn't take it too hard
I was speeding fast and left a skid mark
Me and my stolen car

Crazy is how I'll act if they restrain me
Will I need my Mommy, maybe
I'll need more than a hug whoa oa oa
In time they're gonna read me my rights
Then I'll feel queasy and cry
I'll need more than a hug whoa oa oa
From an early age I've been out of control
Its sad and now I'm out on parole
I won't obey.

If I only knew wrong from right
I'm gonna wait until gets dark
When its dark I'll find a place to park
Me and my stolen car
Don't want to see flashing lights
Now no one ever said I was smart
Smart enough to get this jalopy to start
Me and my stolen car
Whoa whoa me and my stolen car
Whoa whoa me and my stolen...
Yeah yeah yeah me and my stolen yeah yeah
Who's behind me who's behind me who's behind me
Me and my stolen car

If I only knew wrong from right
I went and stole this piece of junk on a lark
Now I'm hoping it doesn't fall apart
Me and my stolen car
I'm glad I didn't have to hitchhike
Now no one ever said I was smart
Smart enough to get this jalopy to start
Me and my stolen car.

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