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Song Parodies -> "She Just Wants to Shop"

Original Song Title:

"I Just Wanna Stop"

Original Performer:

Gino Vanelli

Parody Song Title:

"She Just Wants to Shop"

Parody Written by:

Tony Wiseguy

The Lyrics

Isn't that that the perfect girlfriend, the one who doesen't want to shop.
Its unheard of.
Whe she thinks about me watching football,
She gets evil thoughts of a shopping spree.
Feelings of buying everything in sight.
Ooh, I've tried to get her committed,
But she just wants to buy hand knitted.

She just wants to shop.
And now I'm all bent out of shape.
She just wants to shop,
How many more times can I go ape?
She just wants to shop,
I'm bankrupt.

When I think about the cat toys I get heartburn.
I get sad, I want to kill you and me.
Keep buying Avon, my therapy goes on.
Ooh, I bought her a sewing kit,
But I need a gun permit.
She just wants to shop,
And now I'm all bent out of shape.
She just wants to shop,
And my credit card needs scotch tape.
She just wants to shop.
I'm bankrupt.

Ooh, I've tried to get her committed,
But she just wants to buy hand knitted.

She just wants to shop,
And now I'm all bent out of shape.
She just wants to shop,
And now my wallet is full of loose change .
She just wants to shop.
I'm bankrupt.

Shop ew, ew ew.
She just wants to shop ew, ew ew.
She just wants to shop,
And now I'm all bent out of shape.
She just wants to shop,
And it doesen't matter if its real or fake.
She just wants to shop.
All my lyrics are copyrighted.

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