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Song Parodies -> "Criminal"

Original Song Title:

"Physical"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Olivia Newton John

Parody Song Title:

"Criminal"

Parody Written by:

Tony Wiseguy

The Lyrics

This is a parody about our country going down the drain. Did everybody get their popcorn for the Iran war?
I'm saying goodbye to my civil rights. Freedom is a hallucination.
I don't feel dangerous tonight. Is it a crime to breathe?
Taken to the cleaners by my government. Isn't that NSA thing groovy?
Verizon says they can hear me now, subjugate my reality.

Let's get criminal, criminal, I wanna get criminal.
Let's get into criminal. Let them hear your phone calls,
your phone calls, let them hear your phone calls.

Let's get criminal, criminal, I wanna get criminal.
Let's get into criminal. Let them hear your phone calls,
your phone calls, let them hear your phone calls.

I've been waiting for my ID card; try to keep my mind on the terror.
I feel like its me under attack. Is it a crime to breathe?
Are the Terrorists having a barbecue. Spying is their specialty.
I better become a Police Officer or join the military.

Let's get criminal, criminal, I wanna get criminal.
Let's get into criminal. Let them open up your mail, open up,
Let them open up your mail.

Let's get criminal, criminal, I wanna get criminal.
Let's get into criminal. Let them open up your mail, open up,
Let them open up your mail.

Let's get criminal, criminal, I wanna get criminal.
Let's get into criminal. Let them hear your phone calls,
your phone calls, let them hear your phone calls.

Let's get cynical, cynical, I wanna get cynical.
Let's get into cynical. Kiss your civil rights goodbye,
your civil rights. Kiss your civil rights goodbye.

Kiss your civil rights goodbye. Kiss your civil rights goodbye.

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