Ooh-hoo, Laurie Dhue, interview me inside your bedroom.
Hide the Geraldo picture put that mic down.
Ooh Laurie, let's fool around.

Those Donald Duck lips they stretch a mile.
But it's your sexy legs that make me smile.
Have you seen Bill O'Reilly in the buff?
Now look at me and you won't throw up.

Ooh-hoo, Laurie Dhue investigate my body, look for clues.
There's no telling what you'll find.
Ooh Laurie, just take your time.

Let's go swimming and lose our underwear.
Try to keep your hands off me if you dare.
I want to see you in a tight g-string.
I think you know I want to have a fling.

Ooh-hoo, Laurie Dhue, you're everywhere with a point of view.
I've seen you on Fox and NBC.
Ooh Laurie, now I want you on me.

Ooh-hoo, Laurie Dhue, interview me inside your bedroom.
I won't stop until you raise the white flag.
Ooh Laurie, lose that note pad.

Ooh Laurie, ooh Laurie, ooh Laurie ooh Laurie.
Hey, hey, hey hey.