Song Parodies -> Oat Bran

Original Song Title:

"Roxanne"

Original Performer:

The Police

  
Parody Song Title:

"Oat Bran"

Parody Written by:

Tony Wiseguy

I didn't have a lot of time to write this parody....I was on the run!
Oat bran, when I'm in the bathroom you're dynamite.
Constipations over.
You've got me on the run from morning to midnight.
Oat bran, when you hit me it felt like a meteorite.
Yes they say your good for me
and i want to straighten up and fly right.
Oat bran when I'm in the bathroom you're dynamite (X6)

Oat bran you're really dynamite. Oh.

You're a bolt from the blue.
You're better than baby food.
I feel like I'm on a ferris wheel,
I'm up, I'm down I'm overjoyed.
When my bowels act up,
I know its time to ante up.
No more grunts.
There's never a need to strain, its bombs away.

Oat bran, when I'm in the bathroom you're dynamite. (X4)

Oat bran you're really dynamite.(X9)

When I'm in the bathroom you're dynamite.
oat bran you're really dynamite.
When I'm in the bathroom you're dynamite.
All my lyrics are copyrighted.
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Timmy1000 - June 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Let me dump some 5's on you for this one. Don't forget to put on the red light when you go in there.

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