Song Parodies -> Bad Rappers
| Original Song Title: | "Back Stabbers" |
| Original Performer: | The O'jays |
| Parody Song Title: | "Bad Rappers" |
| Parody Written by: | Tony Wiseguy |
Did you hear about the rappers making a video in New York? Yeah 2 out of 3 were shot dead. Talk about keeping it real!
What they do
They get into fights, all the time like Vanilla Ice,
The bad rappers (bad rappers).
They play with guns and knives, all the time they want to shoot and slice, the bad rappers (bad rappers).
All you listeners call 911 and be really scared, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Cause Nelly's on the radio and you better beware, yeah yeah.
If you feel like you're going crazy,
Than someone's playing Insane Clown Posse.
They come on strong like cancer or a cyst,
But their pitch is off track,
I wish they'd cease and desist.
What they do.
They rhyme out of place, all the time they just take up space,
The bad rappers (bad rappers).
They look ill riding their Mercedes Benz, yeah,
(I just can't believe),
They get record deals again and again and again, yeah.
So why are they making another album?
When their wack lyrics can't be understood by anyone.
Maybe they need to smoke some more crack,
Cause they're as talented as a physical handicap.
What they do.
They rap about bling, all the time you know they can't sing,
The bad rappers (bad rappers).
Poor broke... needy...
What they do.
They get into fights,
into fights... into fights sometimes.
(Bad rappers).
They get into fights.
Who needs... poor broke needy, MC Hammer?
(Bad rappers).
They get into fights, all the time like Vanilla Ice,
The bad rappers (bad rappers).
They play with guns and knives, all the time they want to shoot and slice, the bad rappers (bad rappers).
All you listeners call 911 and be really scared, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Cause Nelly's on the radio and you better beware, yeah yeah.
If you feel like you're going crazy,
Than someone's playing Insane Clown Posse.
They come on strong like cancer or a cyst,
But their pitch is off track,
I wish they'd cease and desist.
What they do.
They rhyme out of place, all the time they just take up space,
The bad rappers (bad rappers).
They look ill riding their Mercedes Benz, yeah,
(I just can't believe),
They get record deals again and again and again, yeah.
So why are they making another album?
When their wack lyrics can't be understood by anyone.
Maybe they need to smoke some more crack,
Cause they're as talented as a physical handicap.
What they do.
They rap about bling, all the time you know they can't sing,
The bad rappers (bad rappers).
Poor broke... needy...
What they do.
They get into fights,
into fights... into fights sometimes.
(Bad rappers).
They get into fights.
Who needs... poor broke needy, MC Hammer?
(Bad rappers).
All my lyrics are copyrighted.
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Lord ~TW~ as a rule, I do NOT listen, or care for ~RAP~, with the one exception (which I secretly love) of ~DO THE WILD THING ~ I love the 'drum roll' & adore the lines . . . " I get 50 dollars to make you hollar . . "
Hey UKV I like some rap as well, my favorite is "Peace is not the word to play" by Main Source. its from 1991.
"As talented as a physical handicap"... lol... 5-5-5
I like
This parody keeps it real in the right way!
Yo, homes, you up to yo shizzle in street cred.
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