Song Parodies -> Britney And The Kids
| Original Song Title: | "Bennie And The Jets" |
| Original Performer: | Elton John |
| Parody Song Title: | "Britney And The Kids" |
| Parody Written by: | Tony Wiseguy |
Did I ever mention how bad I feel for Britney? Partying all the time, having all that money to spend. I wouldn't wish that existence on any one of us. Its got to be hell to live like that.
Hey folks I think We'll all remember,
When she lost her kids to K-Fed that gang member.
If she showed up for court,
They might still be around.
Did you see Doctor Phil in the psych ward?
Is he still in town?
She has custody over the drugs I bet.
Oh the Judge must be so proud, B-B-B-Britney and the kids.
Oh she needs help she needs a miracle.
Oh Britney where's your self esteem?
She got her act together for a photo shoot.
Did you see her in OK Magazine?
B-B-B-Britney and the kids.
Hey Britney try not to kill yourself.
You can always have kids with someone else.
Find a crazy guy who'll sponge off you and tag along.
Give Jamie Lynn parenting advice,
Tell her whats right and whats wrong.
When she lost her kids to K-Fed that gang member.
If she showed up for court,
They might still be around.
Did you see Doctor Phil in the psych ward?
Is he still in town?
She has custody over the drugs I bet.
Oh the Judge must be so proud, B-B-B-Britney and the kids.
Oh she needs help she needs a miracle.
Oh Britney where's your self esteem?
She got her act together for a photo shoot.
Did you see her in OK Magazine?
B-B-B-Britney and the kids.
Hey Britney try not to kill yourself.
You can always have kids with someone else.
Find a crazy guy who'll sponge off you and tag along.
Give Jamie Lynn parenting advice,
Tell her whats right and whats wrong.
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Quite liked the 'custody over the drugs' line! ;-D
I tend to agree . . . She just does realize how blessed she is, with two healthy sons!!!!
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