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Song Parodies -> "Dancing With The Stars"

Original Song Title:

"Dancing With Myself"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billy Idol

Parody Song Title:

"Dancing With The Stars"

Parody Written by:

Tony Wiseguy

The Lyrics

Can't believe no one came up with this one.
I'm steping on some toes.
Hoping I don't break any bones.
Paulina showed me affection
And I got an erection.
And I'm dancing with the stars.

Now I tripped Heather out of spite.
And called Mario a transvestite.
I broke out in song.
I had no explanation.
And I'm dancing with the stars.

Oh oh oh dancing with the stars.
Oh oh oh dancing with the stars.
I love Kim's boobs
And her big butt too.
And I'm dancing with the stars.

When Shannon gave me a whirl.
I was moving like a rabid squirrel.
But I was hypnotized
When she winked her eyes.
And I'm dancing with the stars.

And if I sink another drink,
I'll be waltzing out of sync.
If I had the chance
I'd go and kick Lance Bass.
And I'm dancing with the stars.

Oh oh oh dancing with the stars.
Oh oh oh dancing with the stars.
And I almost puked
When Lucci called me a dude.
And I'm dancing with the stars.

Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh.

Well Wayne used a four letter word.
I was naked as a jaybird.
Emmit covered his eyes,
And Marie started to cry.
And I'm dancing with the stars.

I swear this show is unfair.
Cause they tied me to a chair.
And if I wasn't upset
I'd call Brooke my pet.
And I'm dancing with the stars.

Oh oh oh dancing with the stars.
Oh oh oh dancing with the stars.
And if I wasn't drunk
I'd call O'Hurley a punk.
And if I wasn't drunk
I'd call O'Hurley a punk.
And if I wasn't drunk
I'd call O'Hurley a punk.

Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh.

Dancing with the stars.
Dancing with the stars.
Dancing with the stars.
Dancing with the stars.
Dancing with the stars.
Dancing with the stars.
Dancing with the stars.
Dancing with the stars.
Dancing with the stars.
Dancing with the stars.
Dancing with the stars.
Dancing with the stars.


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John Barry - October 08, 2008 - Report this comment
Never watched it. Don't have to now, with your excellent summation.
TW - October 09, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks John. I only seem to know the really drunk dance!

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