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Song Parodies -> "I Love The Blondes"

Original Song Title:

"I Write The Songs"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Barry Manilow

Parody Song Title:

"I Love The Blondes"

Parody Written by:

Tony Wiseguy

The Lyrics

And I love Princess Psycho cat too.
I've been a sex God forever, and I don't have to come on strong.
I admire both the legs and the breasts together.
I am prime rib and I love the blondes.

I love the blondes who model dance and sing.
I love the blondes who lost their wedding rings.
I love the blondes who want to go beddy-bye.
I love the blondes. I love the blondes.

I don't care if you have an IQ, but just please use some birth control.
Now brunettes and redheads are no booby prize or ball and chain,
But its blondes who rock and roll.

I love the blondes who model dance and sing.
I love the blondes. Can you hear the box springs?
I love the blondes with long legs that's no lie.
I love the blondes. I love the blondes.

Oh my libido makes you scream.
You're lika a gymnast on a high beam.
And Asian chicks are real cool but its blondes who rule.
Grab my private part, oh yes its bigger than a candy bar.
You're on me, fall on you, I'm on you, fall on me.
I'm every woman's fantasy!

I love the blondes who model dance and sing.
I love the blondes who lost their wedding rings.
I love the blondes who want to go beddy-bye.
I love the blondes. I love the blondes.

I love the blondes who model dance and sing.
I love the blondes. Can you hear the box springs?
I love the blondes with long legs that's no lie.
I love the blondes. I love the blondes.
I am prime rib and I love the blondes!
all my lyrics are copyrighted.

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John Barry - August 09, 2007 - Report this comment
Now here's an improvement on the OS!
McKludge - August 09, 2007 - Report this comment
"bigger than a candy bar" - I hope you're talking about Baby Ruth's, not Twix. :∙)
Peregrin - August 09, 2007 - Report this comment
I'll give you fives for the self-aggrandisement alone!

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