You know you hate him (you know you hate him).
What can you do? (what can you do?).
Go and crash his new car and tell him you're pregnant too.
You know you've had it (you know you've had it),
With this deadbeat (with this deadbeat).
In front of your girlfriends tell that loser he's history.

Don't cha wish your boyfriend had hair and teeth?
Don't cha wish your boyfriend was hung like me?
Don't cha? Don't cha?
Don't cha wish your boyfriend had a heartbeat?
Don't cha wish your boyfriend wasn't a zombie?
Don't cha? Don't cha?

You hit the ceiling (you hit the ceiling),
Broke your jawbone (broke your jawbone).
When you found out he sent nude pictures of you on his cell phone.
Let him down gently (let him down gently),
No need to swear (no need to swear).
Tell fred Astaire to say a prayer you're gonna be his worst nightmare.

Don't cha wish your boyfriend could count to three?
Don't cha wish your boyfriend knew his ABC's?
Don't cha? Don't cha?
Don't cha wish your boyfriend worked on Wall Street?
Don't cha wish your boyfriend was Ivy league, big time.
Don't cha? Don't cha?

You know I'll love you (you know I'll love you),
More than he can(more than he can).
I'll rock your world and put you in Pussycat Doll wonderland.
Maybe next lifetime (maybe next lifetime).
Hopefully (hopefully),
You won't have to date a bunch of bums just to get to me.

Don't cha wish your boyfriend didn't love Tara Reid?
Don't cha wish your boyfriend didn't like Britney?
Don't cha? Don't cha?
Don't cha wish your boyfriend had hair and teeth?
Don't cha wish your boyfriend was hung like me?
Don't cha? Don't cha?