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Song Parodies -> "Identity"

Original Song Title:

"Boyfriend"

Original Performer:

Ashlee Simpson

Parody Song Title:

"Identity"

Parody Written by:

Tony Wiseguy

The Lyrics

I don't own any credit cards and I owe the IRS money. I guess I'm safe for now. Wrote this 12/05.
Are you in ruins? Are you in ruins? Woh woh.
Have you seen your credit?

Are you still reeling? Are you still reeling? Woh woh.
Don't have a conniption fit.

All that crap about me stealing from you,
Can't believe you're so naive.
Yes I'm afraid its all true,
But I'm smarter than that and I won't give it back, no no.

Hey how long till you finally figure it out?
You'll need mouth to mouth.
Yes I stole your identity.
Hey how long can this charade go on? Until your moneys gone.
Yes I stole your identity.
Well I'm sorry that its all your fault and that you're an idiot.
Are you worried?
Will you sink or swim?
You'll have bills till old age, what are you gonna do about it?
Just got back from vacation,
There's no statute of limitations.
All I want is your money.
I know its not funny.
It sucks being in debt, better get use to it. Woh woh.

Hey how long till you finally figure it out?
You'll need mouth to mouth.
Yes I stole your identity.
Hey how long can this charade go on? Until your moneys gone.
Yes I stole your identity.
Hey how long before your ego finally heals?
You'll need meals on wheels.
Yes I stole your identity.
Hey how long before you decide to kill yourself?
What can I do to help?
Yes I stole your identity.

Woh woh woh ha woh woh woh ha.

Please stop swearing like a drunken Sailor.
Your life is a living hell and you know that you're a failure.

Hey how long before you finally figure it out?
You'll need mouth to mouth.
Yes I stole your identity.
Hey how long can this charade go on? Until your moneys gone.
Yes I stole your identity.
Hey how long before your ego finally heals?
You'll need meals on wheels.
Yes I stole your identity.
Hey how long before you decide to kill youself?
What can I do to help?
Yes I stole your identity.
Woh woh woh ha woh, yes I stole your identity.

Woh woh woh ha woh, yes I stole your identity.
All my lyrics are copyrighted.

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