Fun Music Information -> Ashlee Simpson

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This is the most recent information about Ashlee Simpson that has been submitted to amIright. If we have more information about Ashlee Simpson, then we provide a link to the section where it appears (the actual page whenever possible).

Misspellings and other Alternate Names:

These are the alternate spellings of the performer's name we've had to correct in submissions to amIright.

Ashlee Simspon, Ashlee Simpsons

Better Names for Current Songs:

Original Song Name	New Song Name	Submitter Name
"outta my bed"	"outta my head"	k8!!
"M.O.V.E."	"L.O.V.E."	ebbie
"Pieces Of Marge"	"Pieces Of Me"	Franz Chong
"Pacifier"	"Boyfriend"	Franz Chong
"Piece Of Avril"	"Pieces Of Me"	Andrew Darwitan
There are additional new song names available.

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer	Comment	Submitter Name
"Pieces Of Me,"	How can a person literally be in pieces?	kt

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name	Song & Band Name	Comments & Submittor Name
"How You Gonna See Me Now?"	"Eyes Wide Open," Ashlee Simpson	Melanie Bianca Green
"Let Me Fall"	"Catch Me When I Fall," Ashlee Simpson	Lizzie
"Pieces Of Me"	"A Little Bit Me, A Little Bit You," The Monkees	Wendy Torrance

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"No Time Or Tears" originally "No Time For Tears"

Veronica Krumpfelhagen

"No Time For Tars" originally "No Time For Tears"

Veronica Krumpfelhagen

"No Time For Teas" originally "No Time For Tears"

Veronica Krumpfelhagen

"No Time For Ears" originally "No Time For Tears"

Veronica Krumpfelhagen

Add a Letter To a Song Title:

"Pieces Of Mel" originally "Pieces Of Me"

Ava Murphy

"Now Time For Tears" originally "No Time For Tears"

Veronica Krumpfelhagen

"Pieces Of Meg" originally "Pieces Of Me"

Jamie Burke

"Pieces Off Me" originally "Pieces Of Me"

Candace Mercer

"Pieces Of Men" originally "Pieces Of Me"

Terror Reid

Change a Letter In a Song Title:

"No Mime For Tears" originally "No Time For Tears"

Veronica Krumpfelhagen

"No Dime For Tears" originally "No Time For Tears"

Veronica Krumpfelhagen

"No Time For Teats" originally "No Time For Tears"

Veronica Krumpfelhagen

"No Time For Teams" originally "No Time For Tears"

Veronica Krumpfelhagen

"No Time For Teals" originally "No Time For Tears"

Teals, as in any of various ducks

Veronica Krumpfelhagen

There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.

Song Parodies:

Original Song Name	Parody Song Name	Parody Author
"La La"	"Blah Blah"	thelastaurora
"Boyfriend"	"Britney"	thelastaurora
"Autobiography"	"My Space-orgaphy"	Jill (wrote Knock out 4 years ago)
"Boyfriend"	"Identity"	Tony Wiseguy
"Pieces of Me"	"Pieces of Meat"	Psyco201t
"Pieces of Me"	"Pieces of Meat"	Psyco2011
"Peices of Me"	"The Disease Is Me"	Smarty
"Pieces Of Me"	"Verses Are Sweet"	Joey Dearing
"Pieces of Me"	"Stupid Dummy"	Francois B.
"L.O.V.E"	"N.O.S.E"	ParodyPrincess36
There are additional song parodies available.

Untapped Commercial Ideas:

Song Name	Product	Submittor
La La	'Teletubbies' products	Natasha
La La	Condoms	Joelle
Shadow	Lighbulbs	Monday
Pieces of Me	Jigsaw Puzzles	goola
Better Off	Cosmetics	Endit
There are additional commercials that haven't been done yet available.

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name	Company/Organization	Submittor
Beautifully Broken	Sex Abuse Hotline	AVM
Pieces Of Me	Leper Colony	crazydon
Pieces Of Me	Window Company	Ari
Pieces Of Me	Operating Room	Joelle
Pieces Of Me	Iraqi Suicide Bombers	maggot

Duets Not Yet Performed:

First Band/Song Name	Second Band/Song Name	New Song Name	Submittor
Little Bits And Pieces Shelby Lynne	Pieces Of Me Ashlee Simpson	Little Bits And Pieces Of Me	Britney Spears into pruning hooks
Leave The Pieces The Wreckers	Pieces Of Me Ashlee Simpson	Leave The Pieces Of Me We'll need them for the surgery later.	Edward
Muskrat Love The Captain and Tennille	Love Makes The World Go 'Round Ashlee Simpson	Muskrat Love Makes The World Go 'Round	Adrienne Schnell
The Last Words You Said Sarah Brightman	La La Ashlee Simpson	The Last Words You Said Were La La!	Willy
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be :

O'Jay Simpson

The O'Jays combined with Ashlee Simpson

And they want their (bleep bleep) stuff back!

Submitted By: Martha Hankins

Misheard Lyrics:

"La La" Misheard Lyrics: I'm like an alley cat Drink the milk with all the mold Original Lyrics: I'm like an alley cat Drink the milk up, I want more.	"Pieces Of Me" Misheard Lyrics: When I hit that ball of crack Original Lyrics: When I hit the bottom Crash
"La La" Misheard Lyrics: I'm like an alley cat Drink the milk off my wall. Original Lyrics: I'm like an alley cat Drink the milk up, I want more.	"La La" Misheard Lyrics: You can throw me like a lime and I like it better when it hurts Original Lyrics: You can throw me like a lineman I like it better when it hurts.
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Story:

"LaLa"

Misheard Lyrics:

I'll be your best friend when I meet you at the door.

Original Lyrics:

I'll be your French maid when I meet you at the door.

Story about this misheard lyric by: Lauren

This was actually my best friend's doing. She was singing the wrong words at the top of her voice, convinced she was right.

There are additional misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"La La"

Better Lyrics:

You make me wanna throw up in the bathroom on the floor!

Original Lyrics:

You make me wanna la la in the kitchen on the floor!

Submitted by: sXe LeXi 5X2

"Hot Sauce"

Better Lyrics:

I was 6 years old When I was sent away
I was stuck inside a soggy box
I could not escape
I was livin in the hot
scause of someone else's chicken
Try'n to find some worstechure
But every fridge's too high for me!

Original Lyrics:

I was six years old When my parents went away I was stuck inside a broken life
I couldn't wish away
I was livin' in the shadow
Of someone else's dream
Try'n to find a hand to hold
But every touch felt cold to me

Submitted by: Shirl

Funny Lyrics:

"Dating"

The Funny Lyrics:

on a Monday im dating, on Tuesday im hating, and by wednesday I, dumped, him.when the phone rings i hang up on you,the darkness fills the roomand it comes to bite me in the but!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why They're Funny:

This guy is so crazy for you . This guy can't stop thinking about you!He faints when ever he hears your voice.this guy wears glasses and shoes.if you ever want to meet himjust goto mc dounolds.just remember this guy is crazy for you!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by: MR.L

"La La"

The Funny Lyrics:

You make me wanna la la In the kitchen on the floor. I'll be your French maid when I meet you at the door. I'm like an alley cat, I drink the milk up, I want more.

Why They're Funny:

Why is this song funny (to me, at least)? 1) 'La La' is a euphemism for sex...it's fresh and cute...and this song is being played on radio stations 2) Why French maid? Why not any other nationality? I know the Halloween costume is called 'French maid' too, but I never saw anything particularly French about it.....just looks like a maid's outfit to me. 3) The 'cat' line..and yes, I know that it may be talking about an alley cat who is always hungry..so if you give her milk once, she'll remember you and keep coming back for more...At the same time, anyone with half a dirty mind will probably realize she isn't talking about plain milk here, if you get my drift ;-)~~~ Pretty dirty for a 'dumb' pop song..and pretty interesting that it gets played on radio stations..especially with the line 'I like it better when it hurts' in one of the verses....

Submitted by: m

There are additional Funny lyrics available.

Repetitive Lyrics:

"L.O.V.E." The Repetitive Lyrics: L-O L-O L-O L-O-VE Why They're Repetitive: Just..oh God, shut up!! How many times do you need to spell 'Love'?!! Submitted by: Sico Sarri	"Boyfriend" The Repetitive Lyrics: Woo, Woo, Woo, Ha! Woo, Woo, Woo, Ha! Why They're Repetitive: Because she has nothing else to do with her talentless life. Submitted by: Jessy
There are additional repetitive lyrics available.

Nonsensical Lyrics:

"Pieces Of Me"

The Nonsensical Lyrics:

It seems like I can finally rest my head on something real
I like the way that feels

Why They're Nonsensical:

What, so pillows are just imaginary, are they?

Submitted by: Emma14Aberdeen

Inappropriate Lyrics:

"Lala"

The Inappropriate Lyrics:

You make me wanna lala in the kitchen on the floor
I'll be your French maid where I meet you at the door
I'm like an alley cat
Drink the milk up I want more
You make me wanna
You make me wanna scream

Why They're Inappropriate:

Lala is Ashlees Imature way of refuring to sex. On the kitchen floor? drink the milk up I want more??? this girl has got to be desperate!

Submitted by: Isobel

"Pieces Of Me"

The Inappropriate Lyrics:

On Monday, I am crazy, on Tuesday, I am Hating, and by Wednesday, I can't eat. When the phone rings, I hang up on you, and the darkness is a horrible view. As you come to rescue my jeans.

Why They're Inappropriate:

ashlee simpson this guy is crazy for you!!!!!!!!!! he would do anything to meet you.he were glasses and shoes. if you ever want to see him ashlee all you have to do is come to mcdonolds in the cortlandt town mall. just remember this guy is crazy for you

Submitted by: MR.L

Dirty Lyrics:

"la la"

The Dirty Lyrics:

you make me wanna lala
in the kitchen on the floor
im like an alleycat drink the milk up i want more
you make me wanna you make me wanna scream

Why They're Dirty:

cos shes basically askin her boyfriend to have sex with her in the kitchen, and sayin she wants more and more of it and that when she climaxes she wants to scream

Submitted by: Jade