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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Ashlee Simpson that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 55 misheard song lyrics for Ashlee Simpson on amIright currently.

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"Autobiography"
Misheard Lyrics:
I laugh more than I cry
You p**s me off, you die.
Original Lyrics:
I laugh more than I cry
You piss me off, goodbye.
"Autobiography"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a big girl in a NASCAR world.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a bad a** girl in this messed up world.
"Autobiography"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a** meat
Original Lyrics:
Just ask me.
"Autobiography"
Misheard Lyrics:
My name is Ashlee.
Original Lyrics:
Baby, just ask me.
"Boyfriend"
Misheard Lyrics:
I dance to your boyfriend.
Original Lyrics:
I didn't steal your boyfriend.
"Boyfriend"
Misheard Lyrics:
I danced with your boyfriend.
Original Lyrics:
I didn't steal your boyfriend.
"Boyfriend"
Misheard Lyrics:
I did it to your boyfriend.
Original Lyrics:
I didn't steal your boyfriend.
"Boyfriend"
Misheard Lyrics:
I didn't kill your boyfriend.
Original Lyrics:
I didn't steal your boyfriend.
"Boyfriend"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll dance to your boyfriend.
Original Lyrics:
I didn't steal your boyfriend.
"Eyes Wide Open"
Misheard Lyrics:
Coo into my face
Coo into my face
Do you know how it feels to be afraid?
Lying there frozen with my eyes wide open.
Original Lyrics:
Cool wind on my face
Cool wind on my face
Do you know how it feels to be afraid?
Lying there frozen with my eyes wide open.
"Eyes Wide Open"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pooin' on my face
Original Lyrics:
Cold wind on my face
"L-O-V-E"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hello, hello, hello, hello, V.E.
Original Lyrics:
L-O, L-O, L-O, L-O-V-E
"L-O-V-E"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hello, hello, hello, hello, beep beep
Original Lyrics:
L-O, L-O, L-O, L-O-V-E
"L.O.V.E."
Misheard Lyrics:
L.O.L.O.L.O.L.O.G.
Original Lyrics:
L.O.L.O.L.O.L.O.V.E.
"La La"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be your Frisbee
When I meet you at the door.
Original Lyrics:
I'll be a French maid
When I meet you at the door.
"La La"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be your best friend when I meet you at the door.
Original Lyrics:
I'll be your French maid when I meet you at the door.
"La La"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be your britch thing
When I meet you at the door
I might get outa gas
Drink the milk up on the floor.
Original Lyrics:
I'll be your French maid
When I meet you at the door
I'm like an alley cat
Drink the milk up, I want more.
"La La"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be your fresh paint
When will you paint on the door?
Original Lyrics:
I'll be a French maid
When I meet you at the door.
"La La"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be your rich b****.
Original Lyrics:
I'll be a French maid.
"La La"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm like a lima
I like it when it hurts.
Original Lyrics:
You can throw me like a line-man
I like it better when it hurts.
"La La"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm like an alley cat
Drink the milk with all the mold
Original Lyrics:
I'm like an alley cat
Drink the milk up, I want more.
"La La"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm like an alley cat
Drink the milk of Michael Moore.
Original Lyrics:
I'm like an alley cat
Drink the milk up, I want more.
"La La"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm like an alley cat
Drink the milk of my womb.
Original Lyrics:
I'm like an alley cat
Drink the milk up, I want more.
"La La"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm like an alley cat
Drink the milk of my wounds.
Original Lyrics:
I'm like an alley cat
Drink the milk up, I want more.
"La La"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm like an alley cat
Drink the milk off my wall.
Original Lyrics:
I'm like an alley cat
Drink the milk up, I want more.
"La La"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm like an alley cat
Drink the milk up a la mode.
Original Lyrics:
I'm like an alley cat
Drink the milk up, I want more.
"La La"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm like an alley cat
Drink the milk up at the morgue.
Original Lyrics:
I'm like an alley cat
Drink the milk up, I want more.
"La La"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm like an alley cat
Drink the milk, a bowl or more.
Original Lyrics:
I'm like an alley cat
Drink the milk up, I want more.
"La La"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm like an alley cat
Throw the milk up on the floor.
Original Lyrics:
I'm like an alley cat
Drink the milk up, I want more.
"La La"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm like an alligator
Drink the milk of my woman.
Original Lyrics:
I'm like an alley cat
Drink the milk up, I want more.
"La La"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can throw me like a lime and
I like it better when it hurts
Original Lyrics:
You can throw me like a lineman
I like it better when it hurts.
"La La"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can throw me like a lion, man.
Original Lyrics:
You can throw me like a line, man.
"La La"
Misheard Lyrics:
You make me wanna murder
Original Lyrics:
You make me wanna la la
"La La"
Misheard Lyrics:
You make me want a long run
Original Lyrics:
You make me wanna la la
"La-La"
Misheard Lyrics:
You make me want to la-la
In the kitchen of the soul.
Original Lyrics:
You make me want to la-la
In the kitchen, on the floor.
"Nothing New"
Misheard Lyrics:
Funny how your eyes seem to think nothing.
Original Lyrics:
Funny how your eyes see thick, not thin.
"Outta My Head (Ay Ya Ya)"
Misheard Lyrics:
One (Is that all you got to say?)
Plus One (You're rubbing me the wrong way!)
See your lips moving, but I don't get the word you say
Original Lyrics:
What! (Is that all you got to say?)
What What! (You're rubbing me the wrong way!)
See your lips moving, but I don't catch a word you say
"Outta My Head (Ay Ya Ya)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Show me you're shattered
Original Lyrics:
Shut up your chatter!
Again, this honestly is not something I'm making up, I really did think I heard those lyrics!
"Outta My Head (Ay Ya Ya)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Show me you're shattered
Original Lyrics:
Shut up your chatter!
"Outta My Head (Ay Ya Ya)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Won't you follow my head?
Original Lyrics:
Want you outta my head!
"Outta My Head (Ay Ya Ya)"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're too much and all your questions don't leave enough room for me
Original Lyrics:
You're too much and all your pushing don't leave enough room for me
"Outta My Head (Ay Ya Ya)"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got nothing else to say, keep your comments to yourself
Original Lyrics:
You've got nothing nice to say, keep your comments to yourself
"Outta My Head (Ay Ya Ya)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your talk is wasting much
Original Lyrics:
You're talking way too much
"Outta My Head (Ay Ya Ya)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your talk is way too much
Original Lyrics:
You're talking way too much
"Outta My Head"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shut up; you're jealous
Original Lyrics:
Shut up your chatter
"Pieces Of Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
P***es, p***es, p***es on me.
Original Lyrics:
Pieces, pieces, pieces of me.
"Pieces Of Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Peaches, peaches, peaches from trees
Original Lyrics:
Pieces, pieces, pieces of me
"Pieces Of Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pictures of me
Original Lyrics:
Pieces of me
"Pieces Of Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pictures, pictures, pictures of me.
Original Lyrics:
Pieces, pieces, pieces of me.
"Pieces Of Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pieces of meat
Original Lyrics:
Pieces of me
"Pieces Of Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pizzas with meat
Original Lyrics:
Pieces of me
"Pieces Of Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tuesday, I'm invadin'.
Original Lyrics:
Tuesday, I am fadin'.
"Pieces Of Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I hit that ball of crack
Original Lyrics:
When I hit the bottom... Crash!
"Pieces of Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Princess, Princess, Princess and me.
Original Lyrics:
Pieces, Pieces, Pieces of me.
"Undiscovered"
Misheard Lyrics:
The things I gave
Like the taste of Marcus on your lips.
Original Lyrics:
The things I gave
Like the taste of my kiss on your lips.

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