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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

This page contains a list of the songs that have stories about their misheard lyrics submitted.

Song names are sorted by first letter, excluding A and The. This is sorted by song title only, not by song title and performer. So if two different performers preformed the same song, you'll see misheard lyrics for both on the same page (provided the song title was spelt the same both times, and misheard lyrics have been submitted for both!).

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Ashlee Simpson's, "Autobiography"
The Misheard Lyrics:
My name is Ashlee.
The Real Lyrics:
Baby, just ask me.
The Story: This is the opening theme for The Ashlee Simpson Show first season. It was before she released her debut album. So I thought it's some kind like, 'My name is Ashlee.' - Submitted by: Andrew Darwitan
Ashlee Simpson's, "Boyfriend"
The Misheard Lyrics:
I'll dance to your boyfriend.
The Real Lyrics:
I didn't steal your boyfriend.
The Story: My sister had never heard the song. She's asked me, 'What's she saying?? I'll dance to your boyfriend?' I couldn't stop laughing. Eventually, I could only hear her saying, 'I'll dance to your boyfriend'. It took me the longest time to hear the real lyrics again! - Submitted by: Ashley
Ashlee Simpson's, "L.O.V.E"
The Misheard Lyrics:
'Ello, 'ello, 'ello, 'ello, beep beep/'ello,'ello, 'ello, 'ello Vicky.
The Real Lyrics:
The Story: I was thinking she was singing this with a newly acquired British accent, and was actually saying 'ello' instead of 'hello', and 'beep beep', or 'vicky', as in 'ello Vicky, how are you today?'. - Submitted by: Jessica
Ashlee Simpson's, "L.O.V.E"
The Misheard Lyrics:
L.A, L.A, L.A, L.A.P.D
The Real Lyrics:
L.O, L.O, L.O, L.O.V.E
The Story: I was in Crazy Clarks with my little sister; and this came on. I was like "What the h***? Is this like... the theme song to LAPD." Then my little sister hit me and called me dumb. :'(It's not my fault. I listen to good music and she doesn't.) - Submitted by: The Charnstar
Ashlee Simpson's, "La La"
The Misheard Lyrics:
You make me wanna murder
The Real Lyrics:
You make me wanna la la
The Story: A friend was playing Elite Beat Agents, and the level had this song. It really sounded like the word murder. - Submitted by: Someone
Ashlee Simpson's, "LaLa"
The Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be your best friend when I meet you at the door.
The Real Lyrics:
I'll be your French maid when I meet you at the door.
The Story: This was actually my best friend's doing. She was singing the wrong words at the top of her voice, convinced she was right. - Submitted by: Lauren
Ashlee Simpson's, "Pieces Of Me"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Pizzas with meat
The Real Lyrics:
Pieces of me
The Story: Someones dad was singing at the top of his lungs, 'Pizzas, pizzas, pizzas with meat.' - Submitted by: amanda
Ashlee Simpson's, "Pieces of Me"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Princess, Princess, Princess and me.
The Real Lyrics:
Pieces, Pieces, Pieces of me.
The Story: When I was a little kid, I genuinely thought those were the lyrics. (and I also thought the song was about princesses) - Submitted by: Nick B.
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