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Song Parodies -> "Pieces of Meat"

Original Song Title:

"Pieces of Me"

Original Performer:

Ashlee Simpson

Parody Song Title:

"Pieces of Meat"

Parody Written by:

Psyco201t

The Lyrics

Sorry editors, thought it was complete but missed one part of the song. -_- Please Ignore the first sent entry. Thanks. :) I don't like Ashlee Simpson but she did frequently pollute the airwaves with this little track and I figured I'd write a parody since I saw that there weren't that many of her songs in here
On a Monday, sell balonge
Tuesday, there's pastrami
It's a good thing you don't know
Then the phone rings, I hear you
FDA's gonna have a review
Cuz of customer complaints

Think... I have to fix this fast
I can't let them check the meat, they're made of cats

[Chorus:]
Ohhhhh
It seems like I must finally do something about the meat
taken from the streets
Ohhhhh
FDA is probably gonna lock me up inside a cell
Where I will never sell
All these pieces, pieces, pieces of meat
All these pieces, pieces, pieces of meat

salami, dog bits
appetizers, made of rodents
When did they become aware?
Now they're angry, won't listen
though my meats were, an addiction
Til you knew what was in there

Sell... Sometimes they sell so fast
Well, FDA's got me
Found, I screwed up bad

[Chorus]

Who tipped them off about my game?
Was I oblivious?
And if they all saw it on face...
I hope I can get away... yeah

No more squirrels, turned to bacon
No more racoons, it's too bad I just found out...
they taste like beef

[Chorus:]
Ohhhhh
It is too late to finally do something about all these meat
taken from the streets
Ohhhhh
Now I am with some burly guy, locked up inside a cell
And I can never sell
Ohhhhh
I will never sell
Ohhhhh
Too bad I'll never sell
All those pieces, pieces, pieces of meat
All those pieces, pieces, pieces of meat...
I might perform this on youtube if I get the time. :p

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psyco201 - April 20, 2007 - Report this comment
bah, I suck. I just did a little more digging and found the other ashlee simpson parodies and someone already used pieces of meat. -_-
Agrimorfee - April 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Hey psyco, I'm the author of the *other* "Pieces of Meat". I'm not offended that you did another one...as long as you don't lift the actual content from someone else, titles for a work of art are fair game (trade names or product names are a different story). And I liked what you did with it! 555
Basil Fawlty - July 03, 2007 - Report this comment
We have meat here in zee building!!!

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