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Song Parodies -> "Stupid Dummy"

Original Song Title:

"Pieces of Me"

Original Performer:

Ashlee Simpson

Parody Song Title:

"Stupid Dummy"

Parody Written by:

Francois B.

The Lyrics

Think Saturday Night live...you'll get the feel.
Just last Thursday, I'd been screamin'
Friday, I'd been yodelin'
So Saturday, I can't sing
Then I go off the songs goes on,
My lip-syncing, in clear view
Oh I made the crowd so mad

Fell from there my career sucked,
I can hardly get a deal, or one nut.

[Chorus:]
Ahhhh!
It seems like people really like real voices from real throats
Not cheap jukebox-like solos
Ahhhh!!!
It's as if I sang the wrong damn verse
And gave myself away, oh boy that was so gay.
I'm a stupid, stupid, stupid dummy.
I'm a stupid, stupid, stupid dummy.

I am garbage, trashy
I sing refuse, such bad nonsense
And, yes, no one should care

When I sang there, all listened
Now I'm lonely, no one listens
Now I want cash in my hand

Fell from there my career sucked,
I can hardly get a deal, or one nut.

[Chorus:]
Ahhhh!
It seems like people really like real voices from real throats
Not cheap jukebox-like solos
Ahhhh!!!
It's as if I sang the wrong damn verse
And gave myself away, oh boy that was so gay.
I'm a stupid, stupid, stupid dummy.
I'm a stupid, stupid, stupid dummy.

How did people know I was lipping away?
I have wrought stretch marks.
And there are tire marks on my face.
Bleach will not help anywaynope


So this Sunday, I am cryin
And by Monday, I am craving fans
So I can choke

[Chorus:]
AHH!!! It seems real workers really know
When I am being fake
And tonguing words away
AHHHH!!!
It's as if my job should not exist for sisters just like me,
But I do love the money
Ahhhhh!!!
I really love the mula
AHHH!!!
I really love peso
AHHH!!!

In all I did get money
Such a stupid, stupid, stupid dummy.
I'm a stupid, stupid, stupid dummy.



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Spoof-Man - August 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Sorry, good efert but... AAHHHHHH!!! I HATE THISSS!!!!!
claire - August 12, 2006 - Report this comment
that is great i hate AS so i applaud you 10/10
Francois B. - July 09, 2007 - Report this comment
Oops yeah um not one of my best :( I tried

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