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Song Parodies -> "The Disease Is Me"

Original Song Title:

"Peices of Me"

Original Performer:

Ashlee Simpson

Parody Song Title:

"The Disease Is Me"

Parody Written by:

Smarty

The Lyrics

When i say 'when i pay you enough cash'i dont mean something bad.
on a monday i am dateing
tuesday i am fading
and on wednsday i just weep
when the phone rings it aint you
even in darkness i dont look cute,
guess that is why you dumped me

crawl...to you, id crawl so fast
you can hardly plan my death i hope it lasts

chorus
ohhhhh
it seems that i was a pest and i guess i am that still
oh this just cant be real
ohhhhhhh
its as if youd shown me faster than id ever show myself
that i realy dont look well
guess the disease,disease,disease is me
guess the disease,disease,disease is me

i am crudly dressing
i am toothless and im legless
so when u see me, you get scared

when im angry, your hidden
when im happy, you dont listen
you say that my brain isnt there

crawl...sometimes i crawl so fast
when i pay you enough
cash, your all i have

chorus
ohhhhh
it seems that i was a pest and i guess i am that still
oh this just cant be real
ohhhhhhh
its as if youd shown me faster than id ever show myself
that i realy dont look well
guess the disease,disease,disease is me
guess the disease,disease,disease is me

why dont you look at me when i have somthin to say?
am i that hideous?
is there somthin on my face?
i dont think it will ever ever go away.

on a monday i am dateing
tuesday i am fading into your arms
your choking meeeeeeee he e e

chorus
ohhhhh
it seems that i was a pest and i guess i am that still
oh this just cant be real
ohhhhhhh
its as if youd shown me faster than id ever show myself
that i realy dont look well
ohhhhhhh
that i realy dont look well
ohhhhhhh
that i realy dont look well
guess the disease,disease,disease is me
guess the disease,disease,disease is me....

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