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Song Parodies -> "Skeletons in my Closet"

Original Song Title:

"Saturday in the Park"

Original Performer:

Chicago

Parody Song Title:

"Skeletons in my Closet"

Parody Written by:

Tony Wiseguy

The Lyrics

We've all got them and in this parody you'll see some of mine.
Skeletons in my closet,
You know I've got something to hide.
Skeletons in my closet,
You know I've got something to hide.
I use to have a paper route,
When I was thirteen.
The truth can't come out.
All the shame and all the sorrow,
Will I ever live it down?
And they've been hiding for a long time, skeletons.

Another skeleton in my closet,
Its true I've got something to hide.
Another skeleton in my closet,
Its true I've got something to hide.
I'm spending less time at church
And more time at the bar.
Its a crying shame.
And if the world ends tomorrow,
Will I ever live it down?
And they've been hiding for a long time, skeletons.

And if this Comedian runs for President one day,
I hope those skeletons won't scare people away.
Now I've got my fingers crossed that all is not lost, oh no, no.

No clothes in my closet,
Believe me I've got something to hide.
No clothes in my closet,
Believe me I've got something to hide.
I mooned a Teacher once,
And got a suspension.
Oh the embarrassment.
I'm still in rehab for it.
Will I ever live it down?
And they've been hiding for a long time, skeletons.
Oh, oh, ew ew eww.
all my lyrics are copyrighted.

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