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Song Parodies -> "Lindsey's a Lezzie"

Original Song Title:

"It Don't Come Easy"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Ringo Starr

Parody Song Title:

"Lindsey's a Lezzie"

Parody Written by:

Tony Wiseguy

The Lyrics

Maybe she is, maybe she isn't. Maybe Ashton Kutcher is behind this. Or maybe she likes to date guys and eat her carpet, I mean cake too. Lets be clear about one thing, I don't hate lesbians. I just hate Samantha Ronson because I selfishly wanted Lindsey all to myself and I hate the fact that she switched teams.
Lindsey's A lezzie.
You know that she's a lezzie.
Lindsey's a lezzie.
You know that she's a lezzie.

She use to date guys,
Now I'm crying out my eyes.
And you know Lindsey's a lezzie.
A carpet muncher now,
I'm eating my heart out,
Now that she's a lezzie.
Forget about those guys give them the heave ho.
I need heart bypass.
You mean girl crash your car tomorrow.

I'm not a gloomy gus,
But I saw that tounge thrust,
And you know Lindsey's a lezzie.
And this girlfriend of yours,
Is at a loss for words,
Now that you're a lezzie.
You broke Calums' heart
He's under the weather.
You're with another woman and I
Hope that makes you feel better.

She's sucking face with Sam,
When she could be with a man,
And you know Lindsey's a lezzie.
A carpet muncher now,
There's no doubt,
Now that she's a lezzie.

You ruined all my dreams
You know I hate it.
Your on the other team,
I'm not man enough man to take it.

I wish she's suck my n s,
And now I swear and cuss,
And you know Lindsey's a lezzie.
And this girlfriend of yours,
Is at a loss for words,
Now that you're a lezzie.
All my lyrics are copyrighted.

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Agrimorfee - June 16, 2008 - Report this comment
Wow Guy, you really fell hard, as evidenced by the last stanza. Don't fret, there are other fish in the sea. I need some photographic proof, though...can you lead me somewhere? ;)
Guy - June 16, 2008 - Report this comment
Ag - After a song like that I don't think I'd let anyone lead me anywhere.

Tony -They should make muff diving an Olympic sport. It could make for some good Biejing duck. I'm pretty sure you licked this parody. It gives a whole new meaning to "tongue in cheek".
Peregrin - June 16, 2008 - Report this comment
Twat's a nice girl like her doing in a parody like this? :) Well done Tony. That is, I'm sure that you'd see that she was!
TW - June 19, 2008 - Report this comment
Well Ag I didn't fall that hard. It would be worse if she stopped dating Sam and went with another guy. Then I'd be crushed. Yes Guy, muff diving should be an olympic sport. I'd give her, I mean I'd give it my best shot.

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