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Song Parodies -> "Can You Feel The Bedbugs Bite"

Original Song Title:

"Can You Feel The Love Tonight"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"Can You Feel The Bedbugs Bite"

Parody Written by:

Tony Wiseguy

The Lyrics

I hear they're taking over New York.
There's an angry group of insects lying in wait.
And you're their dinner as you sleep the night away.

A gnawing sensation that makes you want to sue.
They came out of the woodwork just to say hello to you.
And can you feel the bedbugs bite
They gave you five stars.
It's enough to send you to Jerry Springer.
You feel like a used car. And can you feel the bedbugs bite?
They sucked with zest.
It's enough to make A-Rod and Barry Bonds not seem like pests.

Yes fleas and termites are filled with jealousy and scorn,
Now that your body looks like a half eaten ear of corn.
It fewlt like the insect version of Star Wars.
When you go on vacation next year you'll be camping outdoors.

And can you feel the bedbugs bite?
You human salad bar.
it's enough to send you to Jerry Springer,
You meal all-star.

And can you feel the bedbugs bite?
So much for beauty rest.
It's enough to make A-Rod and Barry bonds not seem like pests.
It's enough to make A-Rod and Barry Bonds not seem like pests.
All my lyrics are copyrighted.

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Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 6

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2Eagle - April 20, 2009 - Report this comment
"Yes, I read the news today, oh boy!" - the Beatles.
Andria - April 21, 2009 - Report this comment
Pacing's not great, but it's funny, so 3-5-4 to you.
J Barber - March 04, 2014 - Report this comment
I started reading/Singing it, and LOL it's Awesome! I love it brightened up my morning. Thank you for that.

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