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Song Parodies -> "Sometimes Ann Coulter Sounds so Sappy"

Original Song Title:

"Sunshine on my Sholders"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

John Denver

Parody Song Title:

"Sometimes Ann Coulter Sounds so Sappy"

Parody Written by:

Tony Wiseguy

The Lyrics

Ann if anyone needs prescription medication more than you, its news to me! Just once I'd like to see you on TV with a sock stuffed in your mouth! Ann if you really want to get the aggression out, tell the Army you're ready to go to Iraq.
Sometimes Ann Coulter sounds so sappy.
Sometimes I just wish she'd up and die.
Sometimes she revels in stupidity.
Sometimes she just needs more humble pie.
If she had a book she could sell you,
With foot in mouth she'd be on display.
If she had a brain just think what she'd do.
She'd think of more absurd things to say.

Sometimes Ann Coulter sounds so sappy.
Sometimes I just wish she'd up and die.
Sometimes she revels in stupidity.
Sometimes she just needs more humble pie.
If she had a soul, what would she do?
Would she take that soul and put it on trial?
If she had a heart, could we say we knew?
Or would that heart sometimes cramp her style?

Sometimes Ann Coulter sounds so sappy.
Sometimes I just wish she'd up and die.
Sometimes she revels in stupidity.
Sometimes she just needs more humble pie.
Sometimes she just can't get enogh humble pie.
Sometimes she just needs more...

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Michael Pacholek - February 28, 2007 - Report this comment
I've heard Ann called a lot of things. Some of them printable. Keith Olbermann's got a new one: "Coultergeist!" But I don't think I'd ever describe her as "sappy." Unless you mean she's a sap for anything the right wing says. In which case, you get five fingers from my left wing. And she gets one from it.
Yoidy - February 28, 2007 - Report this comment
HAHA love Coultergeist! I agree with this parody, too.
2Eagle - February 28, 2007 - Report this comment
She's a sap like Mr. WW II Jap and you're a genius with parodies - 555.
John Barry - February 28, 2007 - Report this comment
Right on target. Nice job.
Steve K. - February 28, 2007 - Report this comment
A sock? What she really needs is a sandwich stuffed into her mouth, with humble (or any other type of) pie for dessert.
John Jenkins - March 13, 2007 - Report this comment
Very compassionate of you to wish that someone who happens to disagree with you would "up and die." I also would have liked to see some variety in the lines you repeated twice; but, otherwise not bad.

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