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Song Parodies -> "Player of an Air Guitar"

Original Song Title:

"Owner Of A Lonely Heart"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Yes

Parody Song Title:

"Player of an Air Guitar"

Parody Written by:

Tony Wiseguy

The Lyrics

This one is for those of you who don't want a real job.
Take the stage you want a rock star life.
You're already a drug user.
All the rage, nutty as a fruitcake.
Now you break-dance you born loser.

Hit the stage your name is Psycho Dave.
Your wig fell off but you're not a fake.

Jump - you jump on stage.
Air groupies want a date.
Now anything goes.

Player of an air guitar. Player of an air guitar.
Less make-up than the player of a real guitar.
Player of an air guitar.

Hey you wanted to stage dive now your ass is so sore.

Take a bow. You took a knee slide.
We don't know how you missed the Roadie.
You - own the stage, but you need first aid.
Someone said you looked like Bon Jovi.
On the stage you jump and split your pants.
You hit the floor at full speed.

Player of an air guitar. Player of an air guitar.
Less make-up than the player of a real guitar.
Player of an air guitar. Player of an guitar.

Ouch! What a collision. It's a crowning blow. Player of an air guitar.
Are you playing air guitar or pro football?
You just broke your elbow. Look before you leap.
Player of an air guitar.
Where is the rubbing alcohol? Ow ow!

Player of an air guitar. Player of an air guitar,
Less make-up than the player of a real guitar.
Player of an air guitar.

Player of an air guitar. Player of an air guitar,
Less make-up than the player of a real guitar.
Player of an air guitar. Player of an air guitar.
Try not to hurt yourselves.

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Red Ant - March 31, 2007 - Report this comment
Some great subs, Tony, like "fruitcake" for "you make", etc. I give you a G chord, in dropped D tuning. Fun stuff.
Ann Hammond - March 31, 2007 - Report this comment
What Red Ant said
Braford Boogie - April 03, 2007 - Report this comment
Funny idea

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