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Song Parodies -> "Psycho"

Original Song Title:

"Vertigo"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

U2

Parody Song Title:

"Psycho"

Parody Written by:

Tony Wiseguy

The Lyrics

This is just a parody about some guy who finds out that his girlfriend is a psycho. With my luck, the girl would find out it was me!
One, two, thirteen, fourteen fifteen, bingo!
Lock the doors bucko!

She's a man eating shark.
It's been said her bite is worse than her bark.
She's acting so much stranger than before.
Can you find the bullet that she shot?
It landed over yonder.

Oh no, oh no (help), my girlfriend is a psycho.
A drama queen from the word go.
Believe me, she'll take anything... she can steal, steeeeeeeal.

She's making obscene calls.
Scratches on your car made your skin crawl.
Those tantrums she throws are so off the wall.
If you give her half a chance - she'll run the show.

She's more a trick than treat.
You gave her a blank cheque.
She kicked you in the balls, her arms around your neck.
Following you all night whoooaaaa, running for your life whoooaaa.
Whoooaaa, whoooaaa whoooaaa.

Oh no, oh no (help), my girlfriend is a psycho.
A drama queen from the word go.
Believe me she'll take anything she can steal, steeeeeeeal.

Take it...top drawer...guilty as sin...yeah.

Can you hear... her cute satanic laugh?
Can you hear... her cute satanic laugh?
Can you hear... her cute satanic laugh?
Just do anything she says and you won't get hurt.

Oh no, oh no (help) that little bitch is a psycho.
Flames reach up its goodbye clothes.
Believe me she'll take anything...
She'll steal your wallet wait and see.
Crryyyyy-crryyy-crryyy-crryyy...
She is must see TV.
Whhyyyyy-whhyyy-whhyyy-whhyyy...
Is she real, reeeeeeal?
No, no, no, no, no, no no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no no!
All my lyrics are copyrighted.

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 3.5
Overall Rating: 3.5

Total Votes: 4

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stuart mcarthur - May 01, 2007 - Report this comment
then she must have "other" talents Tony, or else you'd be outta there - but then don't all psychos? - 555
Old Jeff Foxworthy Line - May 01, 2007 - Report this comment
"Don't you remember me telling you how she chased me around the parking lot with a butcher knife?" "Well yeah, but she's real cute!"
Jonathan S. - May 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Sorry, buddy. I've heard the OS, and you either pack in too many syllables (1st verse) or put in too few (just about everything else). It's kind of hard to sing to the OS, so you get 3 times 3. (3 for each category.)
TW - May 03, 2007 - Report this comment
Jonathan, I am so crushed by your comments that I'm going to stop writing parodies at once, and its all your fault! Seriously though, I don't have the voice to sing this OS, but believe it or not all the syllables fit. Without hearing me sing it, who can say?
Jonathan S. - May 16, 2007 - Report this comment
HOLD UP!!! I hope you're kidding about stopping altogether! I didn't say you were bad, I said this PARTICULAR idea wasn't the greatest.

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