One, two, thirteen, fourteen fifteen, bingo!
Lock the doors bucko!

She's a man eating shark.
It's been said her bite is worse than her bark.
She's acting so much stranger than before.
Can you find the bullet that she shot?
It landed over yonder.

Oh no, oh no (help), my girlfriend is a psycho.
A drama queen from the word go.
Believe me, she'll take anything... she can steal, steeeeeeeal.

She's making obscene calls.
Scratches on your car made your skin crawl.
Those tantrums she throws are so off the wall.
If you give her half a chance - she'll run the show.

She's more a trick than treat.
You gave her a blank cheque.
She kicked you in the balls, her arms around your neck.
Following you all night whoooaaaa, running for your life whoooaaa.
Whoooaaa, whoooaaa whoooaaa.

Oh no, oh no (help), my girlfriend is a psycho.
A drama queen from the word go.
Believe me she'll take anything she can steal, steeeeeeeal.

Take it...top drawer...guilty as sin...yeah.

Can you hear... her cute satanic laugh?
Can you hear... her cute satanic laugh?
Can you hear... her cute satanic laugh?
Just do anything she says and you won't get hurt.

Oh no, oh no (help) that little bitch is a psycho.
Flames reach up its goodbye clothes.
Believe me she'll take anything...
She'll steal your wallet wait and see.
Crryyyyy-crryyy-crryyy-crryyy...
She is must see TV.
Whhyyyyy-whhyyy-whhyyy-whhyyy...
Is she real, reeeeeeal?
No, no, no, no, no, no no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no no!