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Song Parodies -> "If I Was Hugh Hefner"

Original Song Title:

"Nobody Does It Better"

Original Performer:

Carly Simon

Parody Song Title:

"If I Was Hugh Hefner"

Parody Written by:

Tony Wiseguy

The Lyrics

And if I was Hugh Hefner my girlfriends wouldn't just be pretty, they'd think too!
If I was Hugh Hefner,
When would I find time to rest?
If I had half as many girls as you,
I'd never be depressed.

I'd get some nooky from Miss January.
I'd survive every pillow fight too.
Just between you and me,
Who needs a magazine?
Excuse me, does anyone have a light?

And if I was Hugh Hefner,
I'd hear women tell me I'm so good.
If I could have sex as often as you do,
Girls would have to knock on wood.

Forget Ashley Dupree,
And Washington DC.
I wouldn't be paying for anything I do.
Chicks digging my plumbing,
Sex would be mind numbing,
I'd even get it on with single Moms too!

And if I was Hugh Hefner,
I'd die from cardiac arrest.
If I spent all my time in the nude,
Baby, baby I'd never be depressed.

I'd never be depressed.
I'd never be depressed.
Watch me get undressed.
I'd never be depressed.
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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 5

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Guy - April 18, 2008 - Report this comment
If this were a newspaper instead of a parody it might be found above the centerfold. Not bad Wise Guy. I'll give ya that and some fives too. Thanks for the chuckles ovah 'eah.
Peregrin - April 19, 2008 - Report this comment
Hi Tony, I enjoyed, had some minor pacing problems, but a good idea

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