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Song Parodies -> "Steroid Induced Home Run"

Original Song Title:

"Mother & Child Reunion"

Original Performer:

Paul Simon

Parody Song Title:

"Steroid Induced Home Run"

Parody Written by:

Tony Wiseguy

The Lyrics

In honor of all the players who knowingly or unknowingly took steroids.
Now I know it seems like a bad joke,
And it rubs you the wrong way.
But a steroid induced home run is only an injection away.
Oh irate fans in line,
There's no reason why baseball allows horseplay.
Why charge an admission fee?
Now you're part of a squeeze play,
And all those home run records can go down the drain.

Now I know it seems like a bad joke, yes,
And it rubs you the wrong way.,
But a steroid induced home run is only an injection away.
Oh irate fans in line,

I can't believe it's a freak show.
Oh, I hope change is on the way.
Give those wealthy bums the heave-ho.
Now you're part of a squeeze play,
And all those home run records can go down the drain.

But I know it sems like a bad joke, yes,
And it rubs you the wrong way,
But a steroid induced home run is only an injection away.
Oh a steroid induced home run is only an injection away.
Oh a steroid induced home run is only an insertion away.
Oh a steroid induced home run is only an injection away.
Oh a steroid induced home run is only an insertion away.
Ooh, oh a steroid induced home run is only an injetion away.
Oh a steroid induced home run is only an insertion away, way, way way.
All my lyrics are copyrighted.

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Michael Pacholek - June 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Steroids don't help a man's parody-writing talent, but if they did, you didn't need 'em here.
TW - June 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks Michael. It's nice to know that every now and then I'll write something that's funny and not controversial.
John Barry - June 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Nice double entendres in this double-play ditty.
Dee Range - June 19, 2007 - Report this comment
What John and MP said, word up. As a lifelong baseball fan who feels Bonds should be banned and then shot and beheaded publicly, after erasing his name from the history books, I enjoyed this tremendously.
Michael Pacholek - June 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Dee, you want Bonds beheaded? That could take months! (For those who don't get the joke: Bonds' head is swelled metaphorically by his ego and literally by steroids.)

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