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Song Parodies -> "Family"

Original Song Title:

"Mandy"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Barry Manilow

Parody Song Title:

"Family"

Parody Written by:

Tony Wiseguy

The Lyrics

Sorry I'm late with this holiday classic, but feel free to sing it next Thanksgiving, or Christmas or whenever the furniture hits you.
I remember all the fights.
Drunken rages every night.
Shards of a broken bat.
A ball through a window.
grounded for life.
Its no wonder I'm psycho...

Yeah its true I ran away.
Those people ruined my holidays.
I listened to their lies.
I needed a referee.
I felt so victimized.
We agreed to disagree...

Well Mom and dad never should have been datin'.
And I forgot your names, oh family.
And that Santa Claus crap made me awaken.
And you gave me migraines, oh family!

I'm standing on the ledge outside.
I'm not doing it to kill some time.
Arguing about interior designing.
Can you spell suicide,
And please stop whining, oh family.

Well my little sister acts like she's Satan.
And I hate you today, oh family.
Well losing at scrabble was heartbreakin'.
And I'd kill you, okay?, oh family.

Relatives so obscene.
Behavior deploring.
Mom with dry heaves,
And dad was fallin', oh family.

Well that tooth fairy crap you were fakin'.
And I forgot your names, oh family.
Well when you pawned my bike i was shaken.
And you gave me migraines, oh family.

Well my little sister acts like she's Satan.
And happy birthday, oh family.
And Grandma would you stop your bellyachin'?
And I hate youuuuuuuuuuu.

All my lyrics are copyrighted.

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Old Man Ribber - January 12, 2010 - Report this comment
It sounds like you grew up in the Manson family! Nicely done. ;D
2Eagle - January 12, 2010 - Report this comment
That sounds like too many families these days.
Patrick - January 12, 2010 - Report this comment
A nice song for the whole family. Those who are sober enough to appreciate it.
TW - January 12, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, OMR, 2E and Pat. I obviously made this parody up, but it'll be fun to sing in front of a live audience. Remember without "fun" there's no dysfunctional.

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