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Song Parodies -> "I Guess That's Why They Call me Tom Cruise"

Original Song Title:

"I Guess That's Why They Call it the Blues"

Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"I Guess That's Why They Call me Tom Cruise"

Parody Written by:

Tony Wiseguy

The Lyrics

Wrote this before Tom tried to make nice nice with Brooke.
Don't call me gay. Don't think marriage lasts forever.
Yes I know Mimi and Nicole wouldn't stay,
But vitamins can make things better.

And let me just say that Brooke Shields is so glorified.
And I know its wrong,
But if I had a gun there'd be no place for her to hide.

And I guess thats why they call me Tom Cruise.
You don't know the history of psychiatry, I do.
Divorced Nicole Kidman, jumping on Oprah, killing her sofa,
I'm a happy Casanova,
And I guess that's why they call me Tom Cruise.

I'll put you in your place. I get off on pomp and circumstance.
If Kate only knew about my desperation she'd leave and rent a moving van.

Penelope girl you'll get over me with help.
Now more than ever I've got a screw loose.
I found religion on a bookshelf.

And I guess that's why they call me Tom Cruise.
You don't know the history of psychiatry, I do.
Divorced Nicole Kidman, jumping on Oprah, killing her sofa,
I'm a happy Casanova.
And I guess that's why they call me Tom Cruise.

I'll save the world. Its risky business, what the hell.
Now more than ever I've got a screw loose.
I found religion on a bookshelf.

And I guess that's why they call me Tom Cruise.
You don't know the history of psychiatry, I do.
Divorced Nicole Kidman, jumping on Oprah, killing her sofa,
I'm a happy Casanova.
And I guess that's why they call me Tom Cruise.
And I guess that's why they call me Tom Cruise.
And I guess that's why they call me Tom Cruise.
And I guess that's why they call me Tom Cruise.
All my lyrics are copyrighted.

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Did you hear?....... - March 23, 2007 - Report this comment
I loved this parody. By the way, according to the tabloids Mr. Cruise has been screening Kate's phone calls and taking away her credit cards. :((( The news just gets better and better.....
Dylan "Did you also hear...?" Baranski - March 23, 2007 - Report this comment
Good parody. Also, I heard that if Nicole discovers the secret of doughnuts, Mr. Cruise said he'd boogie down.
Michael Pacholek - March 23, 2007 - Report this comment
Tom Cruise, Keith Urban... Nicole sure can pick 'em. So can you, Tony. In fact, any day now, I expect Cruise to recieve a notice from Bush, appointing him Ambassador to Mars.
John Barry - March 23, 2007 - Report this comment
Great gnome trashing. The Oprah/sofa/Casanova line had me laughing my engrams off.
Tom Cruise Kills Oprah - March 23, 2007 - Report this comment
Waa haa ha ha!!! YAHHH!!! ***ZZZZZZZKKKKRKKKKRKRKRKRKRK***
2Eagle - March 24, 2007 - Report this comment
OK, you took care of the Tomster. Now how about something about Mel's latest outburst.
Yoidy - March 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Like they say, you Cruise, you lose! Funny stuff. 555
MrMacphisto - March 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Best of the day.... 5-5-5
The Thought Police - March 26, 2007 - Report this comment
Somebody's cruisin' for some 5's today!

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