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Song Parodies -> "Hey Ivanka Trump"

Original Song Title:

"Aqualung"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jethro Tull

Parody Song Title:

"Hey Ivanka Trump"

Parody Written by:

Tony Wiseguy

The Lyrics

So 4 months ago Ivanka Trump was on the Jimmy Kimmel show along with Andy Dick, and I guess when your name is Dick you feel compelled to live up to it. He wouldn't stop touching her and finally Jimmy Kimmel called security and had him dragged off stage. It made for great TV and I incorporated that event into this parody.
Working nineteen hour days--
There's more to life than real estate.
Modeling fancy clothes--
I see you talking on all the talk shows.
Hey Ivanka Trump.
I'd bang you like a drum--
You're no bimbo like Paris Hilton.
Hey Ivanka Trump.
You've left me love struck--
And I'll ask your Dad to pass those bucks.
Oh Ivanka Trump.

Going for the gold--
Andy Dicks' hands were lonely.
Trying to get under your pantyhose.
Acting like a cad,
As he leans over to grope you--
He's dragged off stage by his hands and feet.

What a buffoon--
This song is about you,
Not some drunk drugged out freak.
Ivanka Trump girlfriend--
You'll never think I'm sleazy.
I'll be your sex god, take advantage of me.
I'm no sex offender
And I'm not Hercules--
But if you want to hook up
With a hot guy
I'll be your fantasy. Hey,
If they're fake or real I could care less
I wanna give you a rub-down,
Show you my property
Make love free and easy.

Going for the gold--
Andy Dicks' hands were lonely.
Trying to get under your pantyhose.
Acting like a cad,
As he leans over to grope you--
He's dragged off stage by his hands and feet.

What a buffoon--
This song is about you,
Not some drunk drugged out cartoon freak.
Ivanka Trump girlfriend--
You'll never think I'm sleazy.
I'll be your sex god, take advantage of me.
Eeeeeeee, Ohhhhhhhhhh,

(air guitar solo)

De de de de, de de de de de, de de de de de de,
Ivanka Trump girlfriend--
You'll never think I'm sleazy.
I'll be your sex god, take advantage of me. yeah, please.

Working nineteen hour days--
There's more to life than real estate.
Modeling fancy clothes--
I see you talking on all the talk shows.
Hey Ivanka Trump
I'd bang you like a drum--
You're no bimbo like Paris Hilton.
Hey Ivanka Trump.
You've left me love struck--
And I'll ask your Dad to pass those bucks.
Hey Ivanka Trump.

Ohohoh, Ivanka Trump!
All my lyrics are copyrighted.

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Pacing: 4.9
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Overall Rating: 4.7

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Agrimorfee - July 17, 2007 - Report this comment
This was OK, and Ivanka is definitely no slouch!...I only wish you hadn't copped out and repeated the verses the way the OS does.
Michael Pacholek - July 17, 2007 - Report this comment
Does this make Paris Hilton an Ivanka Chump? I'd like Donald to buy Fox and tell the simple life star "Yuh fi-uhed!"
John Barry - July 17, 2007 - Report this comment
She is a lovely model from a mogul's spend from genitals/Whose hair appears to have been sheared from ferrets penned in a kennel. And if anyone wants to take it from there. . . .
McKludge - July 17, 2007 - Report this comment
There's an extra syllable pacing Ivanka Trump to Aqualung, so a slight loss there. I did not see that particular episode, but I've seen enough of Andy Dick to believe it happened. 454
TW - July 18, 2007 - Report this comment
Oh McKludge, must we nit pick. When you sing it you don't notice the extra syllable. I've sang it enough times to know. As far as repeating verses goes, sometimes I'll mix it up other times I won't. This was one parody where I wanted my lyrics to replicate those of the original. I wouldn't say I "copped out", I'm just keeping it real.

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