-> "Hey Ivanka Trump"
Original Song Title:
"Aqualung"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Hey Ivanka Trump"
The Lyrics
Working nineteen hour days--
There's more to life than real estate.
Modeling fancy clothes--
I see you talking on all the talk shows.
Hey Ivanka Trump.
I'd bang you like a drum--
You're no bimbo like Paris Hilton.
Hey Ivanka Trump.
You've left me love struck--
And I'll ask your Dad to pass those bucks.
Oh Ivanka Trump.
Going for the gold--
Andy Dicks' hands were lonely.
Trying to get under your pantyhose.
Acting like a cad,
As he leans over to grope you--
He's dragged off stage by his hands and feet.
What a buffoon--
This song is about you,
Not some drunk drugged out freak.
Ivanka Trump girlfriend--
You'll never think I'm sleazy.
I'll be your sex god, take advantage of me.
I'm no sex offender
And I'm not Hercules--
But if you want to hook up
With a hot guy
I'll be your fantasy. Hey,
If they're fake or real I could care less
I wanna give you a rub-down,
Show you my property
Make love free and easy.
Going for the gold--
Andy Dicks' hands were lonely.
Trying to get under your pantyhose.
Acting like a cad,
As he leans over to grope you--
He's dragged off stage by his hands and feet.
What a buffoon--
This song is about you,
Not some drunk drugged out cartoon freak.
Ivanka Trump girlfriend--
You'll never think I'm sleazy.
I'll be your sex god, take advantage of me.
Eeeeeeee, Ohhhhhhhhhh,
(air guitar solo)
De de de de, de de de de de, de de de de de de,
Ivanka Trump girlfriend--
You'll never think I'm sleazy.
I'll be your sex god, take advantage of me. yeah, please.
Working nineteen hour days--
There's more to life than real estate.
Modeling fancy clothes--
I see you talking on all the talk shows.
Hey Ivanka Trump
I'd bang you like a drum--
You're no bimbo like Paris Hilton.
Hey Ivanka Trump.
You've left me love struck--
And I'll ask your Dad to pass those bucks.
Hey Ivanka Trump.
Ohohoh, Ivanka Trump!
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