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Song Parodies -> "Lap Dance"

Original Song Title:

"Let's Dance"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

David Bowie

Parody Song Title:

"Lap Dance"

Parody Written by:

Tony Wiseguy

The Lyrics

Lap dance, take off your panties and shake your caboose
Lap dance, with the thought of you not wearing any clothes.

Role play, do more than put a smile on my face
Role play, play with me later back at your place.

If you say leave, I'll leave with you
And if I show pride I'm satisfied
Because the thought of you nude
Would split my pants in two
If you should fall
Into my lap
I'd need a cold shower.

Lap dance.

Lap dance, I'd hump you against a wall
Lap dance, Do you make house calls?

Role play, you could take me by surprise
Role play, I'm so childlike, not serious, childlike.

And if you get naked, I'm naked too
And if I show pride I'm satisfied
Because the way you move
Would split my pants in two
If you should fall
Into my lap
I'd need a cold shower.

Lap dance, take off your panties and shake your caboose
Role play, I'm so childlike, not serious, childlike.

Role play, roll play.

Lap dance, lap dance, lap dance, lap dance lap dance.
All my lyrics are copyrighted.

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Overall Rating: 4.0

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Tommy Turlte - August 11, 2010 - Report this comment
Hey, Wiseguy, you must have unclicked "enable comments" @ "Haven't Made It Yet". Tried to leave a comment, but couldn't. ..

Anyway - comment was -- thought it would be about your status as a virgin (40-year-old?), liked working in feng shui and the bigamy/Tiger Woods Collection of gfs. Tried professional comedy myself, modest success, sucky pay. Voted 555 over there.

This was actually pretty good, too, so while I'm here, Fives on this one. Did the same topic:
http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/robertaflack15.shtml
and
http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/abba200.shtml
Donna' forgetta' allow comments, eh, Wiseguy? :-D

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