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Song Parodies -> "Hollywood Must Be Missing a Hilton"

Original Song Title:

"Heaven Must Be Missing An Angel"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Tavares

Parody Song Title:

"Hollywood Must Be Missing a Hilton"

Parody Written by:

Tony Wiseguy

The Lyrics

I think its good that Paris is going to jail. She'll get to mingle with people she typically wouldn't associate with. Looks like they're getting ready to film another year of "Simple Life". This year instead of dealing with farm people the girls get slapped around by bitchy fellow prison inmates. The sparks are really gonna fly this season. I think Paris will get in trouble when one of her family members tries to smuggle in a mirror.
Hollywood must be missing a Hilton.
There's one less Hilton around cause she's sitting in jail now.
Make some frenemies, baby.
You're so flaky, baby.

Address, you've got a new address.
You're like a magnet that attracts the press.
Sauer, you pissed off Judge Sauer.
And every hour on the hour,
Your parents need a cold shower.

Don't cry little Miss Party-goer (Boo hoo).
We'll still hate you when this is over. (Boo hoo).
I'm sorry to see you get locked up.
And pardon Martha Stewart for wishing you best of luck.

Hollywood must be missing a Hilton.
There's one less Hilton around cause she's sitting in jail now.
Make some frenemies, baby.
You're so flaky, baby.

Ooh, Paris, Paris.
Ooh, Paris, Paris.
Ooh, Paris, Paris.
Paris, Paris.

Ooh, you can't look at yourself ( Boo hoo).
There's no mirror in your cell (Boo hoo).
And if you look out your window baby,
Wave to the crazy people below who want to let you go.

Hollywood must be missing a Hilton.
There's one less Hilton around cause she's sitting in jail now.
Make some frenemies, baby.
You're so flaky, baby.

Oh you stupid little Heiress.
You spoiled little Heiress.
You bore me, bore me, bore me, bore me bore me baby, right now.
All my lyrics are copyrigted.

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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Dylan Baranski - June 09, 2007 - Report this comment
You did the radio-cut as well? Oh well, I'm giving you 4-4-5 anyways.
Torino Stu - June 09, 2007 - Report this comment
Yowza! That's one groovy disco parody you got there, Tony! Boogie Down!
Below Average Dave - June 09, 2007 - Report this comment
Funny stuff. . .unfortunately pacing takes a hit though. . .Hollywood doesn't really fit in Heaven's place. . .but still great idea.
TW - June 11, 2007 - Report this comment
Hey BAD, I recently read someones comments on another song parody and basically they said that everyone's idea of pacing is different from everyone else's. If you sing the Martha Stewart line and the crazy people line very quickly it actually fits in and makes sense. Thanks for the great comments.

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