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Song Parodies -> "I Want Keira Knightley"

Original Song Title:

"I Want You To Want Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Cheap Trick

Parody Song Title:

"I Want Keira Knightley"

Parody Written by:

Tony Wiseguy

The Lyrics

Such a nice girl and so down to earth.
I want Keira Knightley.
I need Keira Knightley.
I'd love Keira Knightley.
I'm begging her to shag me.

I want Keira Knightley.
I need Keira Knightley.
I'd love Keira Knightley.

Dress up like a Pirate, read some history books.
I'd learn how to cook if she'd behave badly with me.

Wouldn't I, wouldn't I wouldn't I feel like dyin'?
Oh, wouldn't I, wouldn't I wouldn't I feel like dyin'?
Knowing your dating Rupert Friend I'm cryin'.
Oh, shouldn't I shouldn't I shouldn't I feel like dyin'?'

I want Keira Knightley.
I need Keira Knightley.
I'd love Keira Knightley.
To just talk dirty to me.

I'd treat you like a "Duchess", throw away my TV.
I'd watch all your movies if you'd just behave badly with me.

Wouldn't I, wouldn't I wouldn't I feel like dyin'?
Oh, wouldn't I, wouldn't I wouldn't I feel like dyin'?
Knowing your dating Rupert friend I'm cryin'.
Oh, shouldn't I, shouldn't I shouldn't I feel like dyin'?
Knowing your snoggin' Rupert Friend I'm cryin'.
Oh, shouldn't I, shouldn't I shouldn't I feel like dyin'?

I want Keira Knightley.
I need Keira Knightley.
I'd love Keira Knightley.
I'm beggin' you to shag me.
All my lyrics are copyrighted.

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