Song Parodies -> The Day Anna Nicole Died
| Original Song Title: | "The Night Chicago Died" |
| Original Performer: | Paper Lace |
| Parody Song Title: | "The Day Anna Nicole Died" |
| Parody Written by: | Tony Wiseguy |
There's nothing funny about anyone dying. What I tried to do here was put her story to song and tweak Howard K. Stern in the process. I believe his real name is actually Sponge Bob money bags.
Anna was a Stripper deep in the heart of Texas.
She moved to LA to seek fortune and fame.
In a hotel with Mister Right.
Snorting coke with a dollar bill.
Then a brainless beauty died.
Did she take too many pills?
Then a man named Howard Stern,
Refused to yield his sperm.
And Larry hatched a plan.
Howard's time was at hand.
I saw the Judge cry.
It happened the day Anna Nicole died.
Her Mother just wanted Dannie Lynn.
Howard just wanted the millions,
Paternity.
I saw the Judge cry.
It happened the day Anna Nicole died.
Her Mother just wanted the baby.
Howard just wanted the money.
Oh, Virgie.
As the litigation dragged on,
Howard became less dignified.
TV cameras were undrawn,
At Anna's private graveside.
There was money to be made.
And TV shows paid and paid.
What would people have said,
If Anna hadn't dropped dead?
I saw the Judge cry.
It happened the day Anna Nicole died.
Her Mother just wanted Dannie Lynn.
Howard just wanted the millions.
Paternity.
I saw the Judge cry.
It happened the day Anna Nicole died.
Her Mother just wanted the baby.
Howard just wanted the money.
Oh, Virgie.
From crack to Tylenol.
She must have tried it all.
And all the drugs by her side.
Her buddy Howard had supplied.
Now this open and shut case,
Should be a dead giveaway.
The day Anna Nicole died.
The day Anna Nicole died.
Her Mother just wanted Dannie Lynn.
Howard just wanted the millions.
Paternity.
The day Anna Nicole died.
The day Anna Nicole died.
Her Mother just wanted the baby.
Howard just wanted the money.
Oh, Virgie.
The day Anna Nicole died.
The day Anna Nicole died.
She moved to LA to seek fortune and fame.
In a hotel with Mister Right.
Snorting coke with a dollar bill.
Then a brainless beauty died.
Did she take too many pills?
Then a man named Howard Stern,
Refused to yield his sperm.
And Larry hatched a plan.
Howard's time was at hand.
I saw the Judge cry.
It happened the day Anna Nicole died.
Her Mother just wanted Dannie Lynn.
Howard just wanted the millions,
Paternity.
I saw the Judge cry.
It happened the day Anna Nicole died.
Her Mother just wanted the baby.
Howard just wanted the money.
Oh, Virgie.
As the litigation dragged on,
Howard became less dignified.
TV cameras were undrawn,
At Anna's private graveside.
There was money to be made.
And TV shows paid and paid.
What would people have said,
If Anna hadn't dropped dead?
I saw the Judge cry.
It happened the day Anna Nicole died.
Her Mother just wanted Dannie Lynn.
Howard just wanted the millions.
Paternity.
I saw the Judge cry.
It happened the day Anna Nicole died.
Her Mother just wanted the baby.
Howard just wanted the money.
Oh, Virgie.
From crack to Tylenol.
She must have tried it all.
And all the drugs by her side.
Her buddy Howard had supplied.
Now this open and shut case,
Should be a dead giveaway.
The day Anna Nicole died.
The day Anna Nicole died.
Her Mother just wanted Dannie Lynn.
Howard just wanted the millions.
Paternity.
The day Anna Nicole died.
The day Anna Nicole died.
Her Mother just wanted the baby.
Howard just wanted the money.
Oh, Virgie.
The day Anna Nicole died.
The day Anna Nicole died.
All my lyrics are copyrighted.
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Yeah, it's sad that Anna Nicole's gone. And within months of her son's death, too. Call me crazy, but I've said it before & will say it again: I'm still convinced the terrorists did it. BIN LADEN, YOU'RE GOIN' DOWN, YOU SON OF A #$^%#!
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