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Song Parodies -> "Now I'm A Pervert"

Original Song Title:

"Nobody's Perfect"

Original Performer:

Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana

Parody Song Title:

"Now I'm A Pervert"

Parody Written by:

Tony Wiseguy

The Lyrics

I'd like to dedicate this next song parody to all the Haters out there (some of whom are my fellow song parody writers). You know who you are. You're that rare breed of people who has that unique ability to get inside someone's mind simply by analyzing their song parody lyrics. It's the closest thing to being psychic without being psychic. Yes this parody is for all the people who desperately want to believe that I'm a crack smoking homophobe who just wants to eat that food with transfat. You people don't hate me enough. You need more ammo, and now you have it because...Now I'm A Pervert! It says so right there in the title of the song parody and I wrote all those lyrics myself, so it must be true. And who would know better than you! aka the song parody analyzers aka the people who know me better than myself. And after the greatest minds of our generation have dissected my parody (being sure to let me know where my pacing is off) I hope you'll all collectively take a plane ride to Egypt. Because I for one would finally like to know what those hieroglyphics mean. And if anybody could tell me, it would be you folks. Oh, I can't wait to see the comments I get on this puppy. PS. Mr. Cyrus you have nothing to fear from me. This was just an idea I came up with for a song parody. Its not reality. I wish your daughter continued success with her acting and singing career. I think she has what it takes to make it in the long run.
You put me in a daze. Hannah you're all the rage... 1 2 3 4!
You put me in a daze. Hannah you're all the rage.
I know you're only fifteen but can you come out and play?
You put me in a daze. Hannah you're all the rage.
I know you're only fifteen but can you come out and play?

Girl you're so hot damn. Yes I'm more than a fan.
You drive me crazy. Grow up today.
You're jail bait du jour and now I want to score.
Now why play with dolls when you've got big balls.
Yes I'm horny as hell. I can't control myself.

Now I'm a pervert! I want some dessert!
Again and again I just want a bite.
Now I'm a pervert! Lets do some homework!
We won't be reciting nursery rhymes...
Now I'm a pervert.

Sometimes when you're on TV I just pop a woody.
Its not like it was planned. I'm going to Disneyland.
I'll love you like gold or until you grow old.
If your Dad has a fit than we'll dance around it.
Get ready for womanhood, yeah yeah yeah.
You're so finger licking good.

Now I'm a pervert! I want some dessert!
Again and again I just want a bite.
Now I'm a pervert! Let's do some homework!
We won't be reciting nursery rhymes...
Now I'm a pervert! You're so worth it!
There's no time for paddy cake.
Now I'm a pervert.

Sometimes when I wake up my sheets are soaking wet again.
Now I'm a pervert.
I hope I don't stay up I don't want this wet dream to ever end.
You know I don't.
(Talking)
Next time I think about flashing women on the subway,
Cruising my van around school
Or hiding in women's dressing rooms,
Instead I'll think about you long and hard and maybe just maybe
You'll be mine. Yeah!

You put me in a daze. Hannah you're all the rage.
I know you're only fifteen but can you come out and play?
You put me in a daze. Hannah you're all the rage.
I know you're only fifteen but can you come out and play?

Now I'm a pervert! I want some dessert!
Again and again I just want a bite.
Now I'm a pervert! I'm not a hermit.
And I won't stand on the sidelines.
Now I'm a pervert! You're so worth it!
Cause Hannah you put me in a daze.
Now I'm a pervert! I'm no introvert!
There's no time for paddy cake.
Now I'm a pervert.

Now I'm a pervert. Yes, yes now I'm a pervert.
All my lyrics are copyrighted.

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Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 25

Voting Breakdown

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