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Song Parodies -> "Pet Psychics"

Original Song Title:

"Ghostbusters"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Ray Parker Jr.

Parody Song Title:

"Pet Psychics"

Parody Written by:

Tony Wiseguy

The Lyrics

If you've lost Toto and it don't look good,
Who you gonna call, pet psychics.
If your dog sleep walks, knock on wood
Who you gonna call, pet psychics.

I ain't gonna find my pet.
I can't talk to my pet.
If your cat's been digging through the flowerbed,
With a prayer shawl, pet psychics.
If your horse starts talking like "Mr Ed".
With a crystal ball, pet psychics.
I ain't gonna find my pet.
I can't talk to my pet.
Instead of geritol, pet psychics.
If your rabbits gone to the great beyond,
Just call, pet psychics.

I ain't gonna find my pet.
Even if I searched the world.
I can't talk to my pet, no no no no.
Who you gonna call, pet psychics.
Mm...even if you're in debt,
Go find that pet baby.
At your beck and call, pet psychics.
Ring a ding ding, psychic in my neighborhood.

You won't need a microphone, pet psychic.
Don't wait at your door,
Or go looking in a downpour.
I think you better call pet psychics.
Ooh...with a prayer shawl pet psychics.
You know you can't stall, pet psychics.
With a crystal ball, pet psychics.
You can cheer them....


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Old Man Ribber - February 23, 2010 - Report this comment
(Quoting Bill Murray in Ghostbusters) Ok, so she's a dog! Funny write, Wiseguy! ;D
Christie Marie M - February 23, 2010 - Report this comment
I can see 555 animals lurking in your neighborhood! Great work! We can sure use a pet psychic around here!
Phil Nelson - February 23, 2010 - Report this comment
Great write and funny!
Mark Scotti - February 23, 2010 - Report this comment
I seeeee..fives...and.....a new found dog humping your leg...LOL!!!!
Tommy Turtle - February 23, 2010 - Report this comment
Good way to make fun of psychics. ... If they're so good, why do they want your credit card number? Shouldn't they already know it? 555.

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Ann Hammond - February 26, 2010 - Report this comment
he he
TW - March 05, 2010 - Report this comment
I couldn't have forseen so many people liking this! I really feel the love, thanks for all the great comments. If you think I'm funny...you can will it to happen!

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