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Song Parodies -> "Jail Bait"

Original Song Title:

"I'll Wait"

Original Performer:

Van Halen

Parody Song Title:

"Jail Bait"

Parody Written by:

Tony Wiseguy

The Lyrics

Yes I'm enraptured. You're a real bombshell.
You made me crash and burn.
I bought you liqueur now you're raising hell.
leave no stone unturned.

Got sex appeal. Playing show and tell.
You little Prom Queen.
You get undressed I sing jingle bells.
Look at that striptease.

Jail bait you don't pussyfoot around,
You're going straight for my credit card.
Runaway, you're the cat's meow.
Give me CPR.

I took her picture she used a four letter word.
Its under lock and key.
She never saw it, naked as a jaybird.
A willing abductee.
Talk about love matches I feel like Houdini.
I'm not breaking free.

Jail bait you don't pussyfoot around.
You're going straight for my credit card.
Runaway, you're the cat's meow.
Give me CPR.

I'm born again. Its those tight jeans.
I'm forty will I survive?
Little worker bee you give me nose bleeds.
You're no desperate housewife.

Got sex appeal. Playing show and tell.
You little Prom Queen.
You get undressed I sing jingle bells.
Look at that striptease.

Jail bait you don't pussyfoot around.
You're going straight for my credit card.
Runaway, you're the cat's meow.
Give me CPR.

Jail bait you don't pussyfoot around.
You're going straight for my credit card.
Runaway, you're the cat's meow.
Give me CPR.

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littleCupCakes - June 12, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir . . you just described me to a tee . . . . How do you know me? Crazy lines . . . It's CABO-WABO, Sir !
little-CPR - June 12, 2008 - Report this comment
Kolski, Poleski Puddin' & Pie . . . CPR'd the girls on the sly . . . . But with the boys he took no chance . . . . Kolski called an ambulance! ~YR Lyon 80's

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