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Song Parodies -> "She's a Mail Order Bride"

Original Song Title:

"Ticket To Ride"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"She's a Mail Order Bride"

Parody Written by:

Tony Wiseguy

The Lyrics

Just another goofy thought going through my head.
I thought i was gonna be happy,
She's my fiancee, yeah.
That Russian girl's calling me her daddy all day.

She's a mail order bride,
She's a mail order bride,
She's a mail order bride in underwear.

She gets three meals for free.
She's packing on pounds yeah.
Hot water was a luxury,
In her home town.

She's a mail order bride,
She's a mail order bride,
She's a mail order bride and not an Au pair.

She never had chicken that was fried.
You'd think she'd act nice,
Not go on a shopping spree.
After her green card it was goodbye.
I really need advice.
Why is she divorcing me?

I thought I was gonna be happy,
And have a parade yeah.
I'm no sugar daddy.
I feel betrayed yeah.

Oh, she's a mail order bride,
She's a mail order bride,
She's a mail order bride and now I swear.

I don't know why she needed to lie.
I went and rolled the dice,
Look what she did to me.
After her greencard it was goodbye.
I really need advice.
Why is she divorcing me?

She got three meals for free,
She packed on the pounds yeah.
Hot water was a luxury,
In her home town.

Yeah, she's a mail order bride,
She's a mail order bride,
She's a mail order bride and i'm a square.

Now she's my nightmare.
Now she's my nightmare.
Now she's my nightmare.
Now she's my nightmare.
Now she's my nightmare.
Now she's my nightmare.
All my lyrics are copyrighted.

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wellok - January 13, 2010 - Report this comment
This was so-so...pacing's off, the humor falls flat. Sorry. see Kristof Robertson's brilliant "Latvian Bride" to see a similar theme to the same OS, but done much better. Learn from the best!
Old Man Ribber - January 13, 2010 - Report this comment
Positively NO refunds or exchanges! Good job. ;D
Christie Marie M - January 13, 2010 - Report this comment
Hmmmmm...some mail order brides are scary! Sorry I haven't been around to comment on this site. I was in a slump and I was too lazy lately. It also reminds me of this movie "The Heartbreak Kid" where Ben Stiller meets this girl of his dreams turned who out to be a nightmare after he married her.
Kristof Robertson - January 13, 2010 - Report this comment
Well, thanks for the plug, wellok, but lets get back to Tony's parody. This was OK, Tony but the pacing wasn't too great in places...it's important to get that right in the first instance. You had some good ideas here, but you do need to flesh them out and try to build your story a bit more. I hope my comments don't come off as self important...just trying to lend a hand. 444
TW - January 16, 2010 - Report this comment
Its Okay Kristof I'm open to constructive criticism. I think its fair to say I've been losing my touch for quite some time now. As a matter of fact I don't even think i realize I'm losing it! Yet, in an effort to recapture past glory I continue to soldier on. And so long as I have ODB... I mean OMR on my side my confidence shall remain unbroken! Seriously though, its just nice to have people comment on my parodies. Wrote this in 2006.

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