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Song Parodies -> "In A Nudist Colony"

Original Song Title:

"In A Big Country"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Big Country

Parody Song Title:

"In A Nudist Colony"

Parody Written by:

Tony Wiseguy

The Lyrics

I'd certainly stand out, that's for sure!
I'm so depressed it must be this cold winter season.
Another night of solitude, another reason to drink a few.
I want to run wild far away from this place,
I want to throw my clothes away.
I'm desperate for a new kind of lifestyle.

In a nudist colony wet dreams come true.
Like at an amusement park on a rollercoaster ride.
Flying high.

I never thought that shape and size was something that mattered.
Now some pretty girl compliments my manhood and I'm really flattered.

I'm not expecting to bring along an extra undershirt.
But I can look and touch and act like its Christmas time.

In a nudist colony wet dreams come true.
Like at an amusement park on a rollercoaster ride.
Flying high.

In a nudist colony wet dreams come true.
Like at a carnival when you win a prize.
High five.

Make those clothes disappear we're playing peek-a-boo.
I had no sex life now its been jump started.
Pull me closer you like hard core. Please stop screaming.
Yes I'm your play-thing I'm everything you always wanted.

I never thought that shape and size was something that mattered.
Now some pretty girl compliments my manhood and I'm really flattered.

I'm not expecting to bring along an extra undershirt,
But I can lick and touch and act young like its Christmas time.

In a nudist colony wet dreams come true.
Like at an amusement park on a rollercoaster ride.
Flying high.

In a nudist colony wet dreams come true.
Like at a carnival when you win a prize.
High five.

In a nudist colony wet dreams come true.
Like at an amusement park on a rollercoaster ride.
Flying high.
All my lyrics are copyrighted.

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stuart mcarthur - December 12, 2007 - Report this comment
a bit repetitious at the end, Tony, and more serious than I expected - but you're right, I'm sure they just bonk like rabbits at those nudist parks - 555
~CC - December 13, 2007 - Report this comment
in NorCAL these colonies are considered 'hallowed halls' of the liberals!

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