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Song Parodies -> "Tiger Give Her Your Number"

Original Song Title:

"Rikki Don't Lose That Number"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Steely Dan

Parody Song Title:

"Tiger Give Her Your Number"

Parody Written by:

Tony Wiseguy

The Lyrics

I hear Tiger got Elin something very special for Christmas....yeah an HIV test! Even if those 2 love birds do patch things up I still think Tiger will cheat on her. He's not going to leave texts or voice mails anymore. No, from now on he's going to send smoke signals. No one will ever suspect anything. Its sad that he lost all those endorsements, but amid the chaos he signed a contract....yeah, he's gonna be the new pitch man for Trojan Condoms. "When you're going for a hole-in-one and your Wife doesen't know, be sure to wear a Trojan". Now that Tiger has some free time he's gonna take up a new sport just like Michael Jordan did. Yeah...he's gonna start playing frisbee. He's single handedly going to bring frisbee back to the mainstream....you'll see!
I hear Elin's leaving, thats ok.
I think you gave her Mom a heart attack you bum.
With some lucky lady you're sure to score a hole-in-one.
But don't say "Til death do us part".

Tiger give her your number.
Its not like you can keep your pants on.
You can pay her off later,
When you're done.

Tiger give her your number.
Just don't fly out to Stockholm.
You might leave her a voice mail later,
On her phone.

Say hi to Jaime, Rachel and what's her name.
I saw one of them on a reality show.
You could pitch Trojan condoms, I don't know.
Its not like you need an eye chart.

Tiger give her your number.
Its not like you can keep your pants on.
You can pay her off later,
When you're done.

Tiger give her your number.
Maybe she wants more than a loan.
Stop trippin' you know that you're a player.
You're not a gnome.

break (Elin beating Tiger in the background)

You horndog with a one track mind.
Lusting for something real fine.
Did Arnold Palmer bless your heart?

Tiger give her your number.
Its not like you can keep your pants on.
You can pay her off later,
When you're done.

Tiger give her your number.
You could buy her a new home.
You might get another fan letter,
When you're alone.

Tiger give her your number.
(Tiger give her your number).
Tiger give her your number.



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Old Man Ribber - December 29, 2009 - Report this comment
Another winning shot! ;D
2Eagle - December 29, 2009 - Report this comment
You shot a bird brain.
TW - December 29, 2009 - Report this comment
Yeah, if Tiger had all those girlfriends and wasn't married, who'd care?
Max to TW - December 30, 2009 - Report this comment
That's the reason why Jeter wasn't married yet.
TW - December 31, 2009 - Report this comment
Max, I think Jeters reputation is well guarded. I don't think he'd do anything to offend his parents. On the other hand I don't care who I offend!

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